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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №41827
 17.01.2011
xxx: I remember my childhood, the snack on the hoodie...Now the growth does not allow =((
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41826
 17.01.2011
If you think cats are easy. Try 1 (one) day to lick a fur cap.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41825
 17.01.2011
Hello, lovers of narcotics!
We don’t like to crack!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41824
 17.01.2011
XXX: Christianity
YYY: and Chen?
You remember I offered you to take Tunisia a couple of weeks ago?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: so, there are two other idiots running now, we’ve missed our chance =(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №41823
 17.01.2011
I give my children only two medicines: coal and plaster.
Why the coal?
1: From the hustle!
Why the coal??? The patch and so will help if applied correctly!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41822
 17.01.2011
XXX: Hello
YYY: HYY
XXX: Let’s go without it. JAZA
YYY: Ok

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41821
 17.01.2011
The year 2031. Post on a computer forum:

People help, the antivirus key is out, - viruses have blocked the door of the refrigerator, I am starving! by SOS!"

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №41820
 17.01.2011
wasya+ (23:48:33 16/01/2011)
My sister was
Loyalty (23:48:42 16/01/2011)
? to
wasya+ (23:48:46 16/01/2011)
She solved her homework for a quarter in mathematics.
wasya+ (23:49:06 16/01/2011)
She says with words how smart I slept to sleep

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №41819
 17.01.2011
Fuck, you know what happened to me.)
YYY: What is it?
XXX I was in the bathroom.
YYY : YYY?
XXX with eyes closed
I also fell my shirt.
XXX: I was asleep at that time.
I dreamed it was you.
XXX We started kissing.
After that, my mom broke up and broke our idylly.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41818
 17.01.2011
Lаdy In Red (03:17:38 17/01/2011)
How to Write a Carrot?

Finn (03:18:11 17/01/2011)
You just wrote it right now ;)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41817
 17.01.2011
From the movie discussion on the router:
Among the gay there are Tchaikovsky and Mercury (in the Beatles who sang). And many famous writers.
Yyy: It’s not the Beatles, it’s the Queen, and there’s no need to say anything.
Zzz: Do you doubt the intimate friendship of Mercury with Tchaikovsky? They also played in "The Beatles".

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41816
 17.01.2011
Sharing is useful. And here is a simple example for you: I once was just two cells, but the division made me a human being!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41815
 17.01.2011
A: I was blocked on Facebook.
A: Your account has been blocked because the name it was registered with is not real. The site does not allow the registration of users under false names, copying the identity or company, as well as any other attempts to pretend to be another user.
B: So you were under your name?
A: Yes Yes
A: Dmitry Medvedev

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41814
 17.01.2011
And when I had food on my plate when I was a child, my grandfather said that my wife would be red if I didn’t eat. For some reason, I immediately grabbed the spoon and started to eat cramping and... I still fear red babes =/

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41813
 17.01.2011
Stepanenko P.V.The end is near!
UWCH: And before him always hand in hand. If only the lightning did not come.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №41812
 17.01.2011
I work in a bank, seemingly a cultural institution, but next to me sits a cute cute girl who gives out winged expressions every day, like a third-grade welder:

Fuck you fuck!
Eat your twenty.
Eat your twelve!
You are from DAZ (accent on the second word, pronounces with Paphos)!
Fuck you with Cadillac and Pamela!
I can’t wash, I can’t wash, my hands are golden.
Fuck the crew!
Marty is Marty!
How is he called?

And often repeats: "You sit in the same office with you, you will not get that" And how, from me, an IT specialist, you can get that?)


[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №41811
 17.01.2011
We have a tradition – each year on December 31st we go, and on January 1st we don’t go.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №41810
 17.01.2011
I go through the practice at a large serious enterprise and with me another 2 of my good friends, in general, a small compound of idiots:)Well, somehow with a friend decided to go to the toilet, the impression was just stunning, watched the following picture: a large room entirely covered with a beautiful beige plate of about 2-3 meters in width and 4 meters in length, while the ceiling is 3 meters in height, and at the end of this room right in the center is a white toilet, the throne hall blush, unforgettable imprints:)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №41809
 17.01.2011
There is no greater temptation in the world than to put a finger or a fork in the mouth of a roaring cat.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41808
 17.01.2011
Did your parents like cats?
They really love life!
Now I understand why they have four children.

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