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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108301
 17.01.2015
I sometimes have tears from emotions during sex. How can I explain to my husband that it’s not sad?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108300
 17.01.2015
The employee once again stumbled in negotiations with suppliers...
Damn, how can you be so naive!? to
I: Today you stay after work...we will deprive you of naivety!

The girl didn’t even beat later.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108299
 17.01.2015
<@Wlad> has no one seen the comet of Lavendel?
<@vas> Wlad: has lost?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №108298
 17.01.2015
Jordan Bruno is to blame.
I did not have to provoke.
Respect people’s religion, nothing is holy.
They did the right thing to burn him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108297
 17.01.2015
With your shit, the last rabbits of the mind can be lost.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108296
 17.01.2015
Speaking of the names of Germany in different languages, we must not forget the Serbian language, for in Serbian Germany is Germany))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108295
 17.01.2015
Those sending all naked, go naked.
P.S I went with you.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108294
 17.01.2015
by Rakchik

Do you know what hypocrisy is?
This is when you buy 10 pairs of identical socks.
Or twenty one. Or a hundred.
With a simple purpose. Looking for a couple later.
As you dress and wash, you drop them into a box, and take them without obscuring with colour, style, and identity.
very comfortable.

Thus, imagination is when you take two completely identical socks from a box.
Dress up like that.
And you feel like your socks are from different pairs.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108293
 17.01.2015
Friday, smoothly transitioning into Saturday - 4:38 on the clock..., yesterday also almost didn't sleep; a month as he became the director of 2 IT organizations (you can say what the CIO), in the head a bowl of work tasks is placed on the shelves from reading thematic resources, and here a stone on the hub:

"P is Maybe someone will write the article “How to Stop Being a System Administrator and Start Living?”

I woke up crying...all I sleep, still work all weekends

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108292
 17.01.2015
Sister set a character in skyrim for half an hour
And then the first girl in Skyrim was exactly the same.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: The Color of Hair

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108291
 17.01.2015
XXX: angry when the sunlight is reflected directly into the eyes from the windows of the neighboring house
XXX: Beethoven
YYY: The sun shines 149,600,000 km better than you in Batfield
XXX: Yes to PSC

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108290
 17.01.2015
The Customer:
Please complete the site in gray blue tones. Color of stainless steel.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №108289
 17.01.2015
here here :

A situation from my life. The Winter. It is cold. I am in Pushkin. I am looking for an address. I walk through the courtyard. In the yard, the housewife breaks out a carpet. Next to the housewife is a lame such a Labrador. I am 10 meters from them. I stop (I don’t fit!!) And I ask: "Don’t tell me where the house number is here.?" Here the dog jumps up, carries on me, jumps and gets stuck in the hand (good that I’m in the box)...
and...

When did you change your clothes?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108288
 17.01.2015
The fucking
— — — —
JavaEE programmer, forced to write an application at work. Bat'nik running the program after the output of the error closes within a second, the error for this time do not read, so at the moment I do Print Screet and in Paint I look at the error, after the fifth error realized that it was time to the project to twist log4j.
— — — —
Do you want to run the batnik from the console religion does not allow? Or pause at the end? Didn’t he learn to read?

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108287
 17.01.2015
Here is this:
JavaEE programmer, forced to write an application at work. Bat'nik running the program after the output of the error closes within a second, the error for this time do not read, so at the moment I do Print Screet and in Paint I look at the error, after the fifth error realized that it was time to the project to twist log4j.
____________
It is blurred :((
Yes, you, such frog programmers, need to be sent to the collective farms, to do the most unskilled work. His batnik closes in a second, trying to knock him.
How is it?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №108286
 17.01.2015
I’ve also always regretted homeless dogs. She feeds. And then I saw how one of those who seemed to me so cute, defenseless and not aggressive, who licked my hands - on the neighboring street in two seconds (I didn't even have time to scream) driven out of the car a pregnant cat, caught in 2 jumps and broke her stomach.

She didn’t even eat it, she just ripped her teeth, looked at the roaring cat and went to her business.

Hang your bucket about the good barbos somewhere else.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №108285
 17.01.2015
What new I learned by checking the works of my 5th grade on the subject "The image of Gerasim in the novel "Mumu" of Turgenev":
1) Gerasim 60 years old, and he is immortal (I’m not joking, so it was written);
2) the lady ordered Gerasim to drown Mummy and Olga, whom he loved (an interesting plot, especially considering that Tatiana was in the Mummy...);
3) the appearance of Gerasim is remarkable: he does not like drunkards (obviously, it was read in the eyes... or it was written on the forehead);
4) by the nature of Gerasim attached (to which attached - not indicated; it is possible that to the fence);
5) to his hometown Gerasim left because he was tired of working as a courtier in a strange city (and what did you think, because of the death of Mum?) is
Children’s pearls are a thing! :D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108284
 17.01.2015
I thought how funny it would be if, by analogy with meters and feet, there was a difference in this too. There would be bear forces in Russia, horse forces in the United States, elephants in India, and camels in Egypt, and slaves in ancient Egypt.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №108283
 17.01.2015
The enemy can be a friend. Never a traitor.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №108282
 17.01.2015
In the 80s, one student studied with us at the institute, as such they are called "with strange things". He once argued that if you stand on the subway platform behind the yellow line, the mirror of the train will not affect you anyway :) Well, and decided to prove it to everyone "in practice"... I ask :
The mirror?
He in response:
The mechanic...
As the witnesses later said. He stood on the platform at the first wagon behind the line, stretched his neck to the side of the paths and waited for the train. The mechanic of the arriving crew saw a fool standing in dangerous proximity, stopped the train by a metro 5 from the stop line, came out of the wagon and struck him in the mouth! )))))

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