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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88431
 17.10.2013
The insider is five.

Something stopped me checking the registration. The papers are in stock! Get in the car, let’s go and check. I can’t, I’m in a hurry to work. Is there a work permit? I’m a student... I’m working... I’m working. There are three stops. Why on foot? I am saving. Sit down before we get to work.
and thrown!
It was not in Russia.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88430
 17.10.2013
This is:

Girl, let you care about the earth, but think, maybe the homeland is a family? Dad, mom, grandmother, grandfather, brother, sister, in the future your children, grandchildren, husband?
In the event of war (I really want it not to happen), I will go to protect my family first.
= = = = = = = = =
In which war?
Gays from Europe will come to Russia to force your family to same-sex marriages? Will Americans come to take your family’s oil company?
Against your family is already going to war - they are forbidden to say the wrong thing, watch the unauthorized, take the pension, introduce payments for light, water and heat, raise the excise duty on fuel, pressure on your employer, stamp laws, each other crazy.
Go and defend, my hero.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88429
 17.10.2013
I’ve been trying my whole life to understand why everything in it is so uncertain, unspeakable and vague. And then I wake up at three o’clock at night with the thought: "42!!My apartment number is 42".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88428
 17.10.2013
Instead of being cold, like all normal people, on the road a hundred or another, I come sober,
I go into a hot bath and pull myself, am I a perverse?? to
A vodka bath? Of course a pervert!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88427
 17.10.2013
In 1850, when the first batch of frogs was brought to America from Europe, the citizens of the United States were so delighted that they fed them all to death.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №88426
 17.10.2013
The grandfather went in the tram, looked around - the young people stood, the old women sat. He was upset and remained silent all the way.

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