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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88471
 17.10.2013
Commentary in VK to the picture about training the legs in the gym...
After training, I went up to the 5th floor of my house. So the 83 year old neighbor spoke to me - move, let me pass

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88470
 17.10.2013
Today comes out Ubuntu 13.10 - Salamanca
April 14: The Tiger
The remaining letters are U, V, W (wolf, probably), X, Y, Z (maybe zebra).
So I have questions:
What are the animals with the letters U, V, X, Y?
What canonical ends first – grass or alphabet?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88469
 17.10.2013
From the keyboard hub by Artemy Lebedev:
XHH: I honestly don’t understand (and I didn’t understand when they just announced it), what was the technical complexity of this keyboard.
WOW: It is very difficult to sell.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88468
 17.10.2013
XXX is:
Mmmmm, I’ll be sorry for you ?

YYY :
Start to regret.

XXX is :
I begin to pity you slowly and gently, I continue to sympathize with you lower and lower... my empathy grows... participation goes deeper and deeper into you, and compassion is poured out throughout the body...

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88467
 17.10.2013
About the BDSM community.
> It is beautiful here. A girl came, who was like a boy, who was like a gay, and began to look for a Master. and found. And then I suddenly found out that the people are not playing the game here - when I met the Master.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88466
 17.10.2013
If your neighbor – MCHSovets – buys fireworks, strawberries, tubes, candles and flour – it is better not to ask him about anything, but rather to run to the store.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88465
 17.10.2013
Kloctuk: Dr. succeeded – if he woke up – in his country, his city, in his (or his friends’) apartment. The car is whole. Most importantly, the month is the same. As I remember last year...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88464
 17.10.2013
Minkman: The life? Okay
Minkman: Tomorrow at seven and twenty-two
I will be at work.
sitting in the office.
Think about salary.
for two hundred rubles.
Enough for 10 days.
I will try very hard,
There is a little more.
and avanas)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88463
 17.10.2013
16 of the car crane fell not electric on the test platform.

The next morning:

1) A good guy.
2) How is life?
1) (runs a link to the news) Guess from the 3 times - who was in the 4th car?
2) Is the brick broken?
1) No, I taught Java. The first thought when there was a blow - "what hell did the light cut off? I still have a few pages until the end of the chapter!"

Strong programmers...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88462
 17.10.2013
onliner.by, considering restricting access to sites that are dangerous for children.
XXX is a good service. A day ago he went to his little one in the room, and he looks at the naked, still does not know what to do, but studies, so to speak, to prepare.

YYY: If you ban him now, he may start considering men.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №88461
 17.10.2013
I realized I was getting older when I saw a single porn actress in the Mature section.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88460
 17.10.2013
ShiZa: stupid is the easiest thing to do, do what you want, but adequate is difficult, rules are everywhere, and you need to follow them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88459
 17.10.2013
from the Internet space. Activation of Windows 8.1 via phone.

I used this key, it all worked, but I was slightly surprised when a real man replied instead of a aunt's car.
Wow, imagine how they were surprised there when they were called to activate the system, which will only be released in a month.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88458
 17.10.2013
Necronlord: That is, if the juice became carbonated and in taste resembles cider, can it be drunk?
San: You can, if the sartre is nearby.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88457
 17.10.2013
Record under the title "Origin of the names of countries of the world":
"Afghanistan - possibly from 'Upa-Ghana-Stan' (land of united tribes)."
up! Up up up up! Upa-Gana is the state!


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №88456
 17.10.2013
From the forum (talk with "sex guru"):
How to delay orgasm for 2-3 hours?? to
YYY: After 2-3 hours you start and that’s all. Do not ask stupid questions anymore.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №88455
 17.10.2013
[11:59:22] Olga: before this joke
[11:59:31] Olga: I am changing Katina’s money, 750 UAH
[11:59:41] Olga: Tell me – give me a passport.
[11:59:49] Olga: I am about what?
[11:59:58] Olga: well, more than 500-needed passport
[12:00:10] Olga: OK then change me 500 and 250)))
Olga: She was almost crying.
by Irina :D
Irina: Have you changed anything?
Olga: Yes, and what to do
Irina: You won’t get lost anywhere.
[12:00:55] Olga: I said at first that it won’t go, but I said that then I’ll go out and go back again)))
Olga is like children.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88454
 17.10.2013
Lorana: I suggest introducing a new term – the imitation of primacy. That uncomfortable moment when you promise to watch together, but don’t wait and pretend to watch for the first time, you are carefully surprised and laugh.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88453
 17.10.2013
Tori: Behold, in the gym there was a dispute about who will win the battle of a stuntman, with huge strength or a boxer with technical movements and precise strikes, opinions of course divided, but so far came to the conclusion that the guarantee of winning will be the use of a technique unknown to the opponent, your opinion -?
Dark: The stangster, the sabotage itself, must use things that are close to him and familiar - for example, hit the stang on his head.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №88452
 17.10.2013
Dmitriy: Okay guys, it’s time to go to sleep.
Anton: I am calm
[0:02:44] Dmitriy: Snoff
Anton: The Night
[0:02:51] Sergey: Snoff
Victor: A good dream
Anton: ppc, teethless grandfathers and Tajik

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