I bought a crab....named Putin... gladly))

Kirill
Go to Skype

Malaar
not go. I am Ku. Bo by Po.

Kirill
And the worst thing I know about you...

A familiar story happened. Her car broke. In her words: "The curtain where the cardano passes was broken very strongly". She enters the car service and gives out:
Men, I have such a hole.
Men take 5 minutes. She also understands the humor of the situation and laughs. He decides to explain:
I just have a whole hole there... banana...
The men have another 10 minutes. The girl also no longer has the strength to laugh, but the car needs to be repaired, and so the phrase sounds:
Go and see yourself...

Hella: It’s interesting, if a man offers you to sit down and see the whole of Santa Barbara – does that mean he wants to stay with you for the rest of his life?

My wife and I were drunk in the subway.
Lenka, my legs are shaking.
Wow, I can hear it.

xxxh: ppc, removed wow sedna... such a feeling that you broke a tooth... constantly like your tongue in an empty place you click the mouse on the remaining label on the desktop, and there is nothing...

Kesha is:
by
by Maxine:
MDAAA
Let us create an abbreviation.
Welcome to P
How is it - KD
What do you do - TZ
by Maxine:
All in all: PCC
I am for you: p.
by Maxine:
In the sense of hello. is normal. I suffer from herniation.

Gennady pleased with an aforism yesterday:

How is Assembler different from Basic?
It is very difficult at Basic to make the computer hang.
On Pascal, it is easier to make a program on which a computer will depend.
It’s not hard to do with C.
But on an assembler it is very difficult to write a program that will NOT hang a computer!

About Driver

Do you know what wood looks like?
He: I don’t look in the mirror in that state.

Life is not a tale of Chekhov. I do not know a speaking name.
YYYYYYYYYYY And, for example, skier Shiryaev, disqualified a couple of years ago for doping?? to

Oleska, you are the greatest loser))) Will burn in front of the girl because of the penis dress, it’s what)) I’ll tell my grandchildren about it!! It is =))

Customers have a problem - the animation on the site does not work... In confirmation sent a screenshot of oO

These ends of the world, like the farewell tour of Pugacheva...

Posting after the fall of the mailbox:
Dear user, if you are reading this text, then do it all.

With respect, system administrator ooo "XXXXXXXX", Alexander Kulikov

Katherine Smirnov (18:01) :
My name is Natasha

Shrink@ (18:02) :
I see XD

Katherine Smirnov (18:02) :
The meaning?

Meeting of graduates...
Have you finished?
MGU and Fyzmat.
Who are you working for?
The accountant!
And you?
The circus, the clown.
Who are you working for now? Is he also an accountant?
He is the chief accountant.

Sasha explains about the programming language and the website "Python"(decided to make an artistic comparison):
You went for milk in the food shop. You open the door hoping to see the shelves - and instead there is a real bordell, a mule gun, and everyone is fucking! This is what you will say?
I don’t need milk!! to

Honest people steal less often, but are caught more often. The Martian joke
*** by
(The Girl Without Complex)

History has come to me through n hands, so I do not guarantee authenticity or primacy.
A man came to visit his or her three-born, or some ten-born aunt, in short, they are relatives - the seventh water on the acid.
The elderly lady was especially very eccentric, she also believed in God and faithfully fulfilled the commandments concerning our younger brothers. Cats and cats in the house lived about 30 specimens, all with the ability to reproduce. All the surrounding representatives of the cat family went to feed her, at the same time, you can continue the breed in a warm environment.
Within a week, this situation was overwhelmed: then cats worship, wanting reciprocity, then they are tormented by hunger (feeding 3 dozen cats is serious). In addition, they constantly investigated the guest’s things on the subject, “Can’t this be used as a place of departure?” Experiments have shown that shoes (of course, not the hostess) are suitable for this as not better.
In general, the man approached the case radically and unambiguously.
The training of cats lasted for a week (Kuklachev is resting, he seems to need more time to educate).
The method was very simple.
Before the kneeling cats, he first made a cross, after which the cat received a protective slash in the forehead. Soon, the cats (all 3 dozen) were worthy to perform in the circus of the Smokey brothers.
The happy life of the cat is over.
The man realized that he had achieved his goal. He called my aunt and said:
Do you know who she was in the house?
–...
They are antichrists.
and?? How is?
And here look.
He conducts his rite, baptizes the cat, he, remembering the past, carries the teachings.
So you see?
The next day there was no cat in the house.

A perverted boy read to Santa from the table of all Pasternak.