History has come to me through n hands, so I do not guarantee authenticity or primacy.
A man came to visit his or her three-born, or some ten-born aunt, in short, they are relatives - the seventh water on the acid.
The elderly lady was especially very eccentric, she also believed in God and faithfully fulfilled the commandments concerning our younger brothers. Cats and cats in the house lived about 30 specimens, all with the ability to reproduce. All the surrounding representatives of the cat family went to feed her, at the same time, you can continue the breed in a warm environment.
Within a week, this situation was overwhelmed: then cats worship, wanting reciprocity, then they are tormented by hunger (feeding 3 dozen cats is serious). In addition, they constantly investigated the guest’s things on the subject, “Can’t this be used as a place of departure?” Experiments have shown that shoes (of course, not the hostess) are suitable for this as not better.
In general, the man approached the case radically and unambiguously.
The training of cats lasted for a week (Kuklachev is resting, he seems to need more time to educate).
The method was very simple.
Before the kneeling cats, he first made a cross, after which the cat received a protective slash in the forehead. Soon, the cats (all 3 dozen) were worthy to perform in the circus of the Smokey brothers.
The happy life of the cat is over.
The man realized that he had achieved his goal. He called my aunt and said:
Do you know who she was in the house?
–...
They are antichrists.
and?? How is?
And here look.
He conducts his rite, baptizes the cat, he, remembering the past, carries the teachings.
So you see?
The next day there was no cat in the house.