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xxx: the cat will break or not when falling mainly depends on the body weight, the more the less the chance of survival +)

The video showed the cat on which "palm" was sitting for a week (it could not tear), "palm" meters..... a lot. It ended up with the fact that the forces left her, she did not stand up and fell, remained alive, and judging by the speed with which she stumbled from the place of falling did not hurt anything, but if she did not sit there for a week, she probably would not survive a fall-hop.

WOW: She calculated the correct trajectory and angle of landing for a week.

Are there no neighbors with a perforator in your house? I thought they were everywhere.
- In my entrance lives Uncle Vova, rough, large-scale, hairy. He works at night, so he sleeps during the day. If grass, in the morning there is a thunderstorm, which paralyses courtyard dogs and weak-nervous people with their eyes. 80% of Yeti and Bigfoot meetings are actually Uncle Vova. Trying to use a perforator while Uncle Vova is resting is a high chance of getting into facking machines. The growth of neighbors-perforators for all factions is zero.

111, so call him to you.)
Mom, this guy we met on the internet three days ago, he is 7 years older than me, and in the questionnaire he wrote that he loves hardcore and breasts. Today he has no place to sleep because he broke up with a girlfriend and she drove him out of the house. Can he sleep in my room one night?"
222: And she is like this: "Yes-yes, of course, sweet, only the couch do not stumble" xDD

You have feathers everywhere, don’t you bother?
I don’t even know whether to hurt me or not. I ask myself, am I a chicken or an angel?

Ilya hurt me very much.
XXX: What did he do?
Yyy: When I asked him what he was doing when he started missing me, he replied "I remember what you are":'(
XXX: Don’t be sad, he’s just a fool, I’ll talk to him about that.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I was told here by Katya about the "brun", you’re a hundred right, but it’s overwhelming.
XXX: The Blind

MuToGeN: I’ll give him a spat. He does not get along without a shoulder with a beautiful floor.
The NFL:
MuToGeN: Sometimes we whiped with acquaintances. He dropped with the words "I’ll go looking for the crazy, I’ll come back soon". He returned after half an hour with a broken rod and fell asleep.
MuToGeN: In the morning it turned out that he was trying to climb through the fence of a local cemetery and successfully got a puzzle from a guard. And to find women in the cemetery needs a spade, he does not have it.

What will you do when the end of the world comes?
We are in Russia. He will not come here. He will come out of here.

[21:43:17] Do you know who you are?
[21:43:21] [Oleg]: You are a fool!
[21:43:28][Oleg]: The slowest of all the slopes :)
[21:43:36] [Rom] Well who is it?

told me.

In the family where there was already a pre-school son, a second boy was born. A few days after the baby appeared at home, they accidentally watched this scene:
The oldest brother quietly approached the little boy. He looked at him for a long time, then breathed and said, “Oh, dear man! You are just writing and chatting."

Mikhail: I am issuing a patent for my program, so among a bunch of paper forms that need to be submitted to the Rospatent window (working on certain days of the week), you need to provide a full listing of the program code - (!Printed, stamped with a spade and certified with a signature.
Attention - the hole can not make holes for sewing, only sewing, only hardcore!
The State Service? The ECP? The 21st century? No, I have not heard.

As soon as children begin to live apart from their parents and on their own money, they begin to realize that they are not the smartest, and their parents are not the stupidest.

“If you can’t push your intelligence, I’ll push you a lot,” my girlfriend said, picking up the cake.

I bought, so winter shoes are muddy, they have a battery for heating in case of anything. Included with bots USB port for charging from the computer. I come home to sweat, I go into my room with my father, and on the machine I say, say, release the computer, I need to charge my shoes. You would see his eyes.

XX: Well, I was at home for the first time. There was a friend’s birthday, everyone was upset, everyone was scattered around the apartment... In my room I was my friend whose birthday and best friend... And it turned out that my girlfriend and I had sex right with a friend. Truth he did not see, he played in CS) I was then 15 and she too, but she was not a virgin... We met her in 30 minutes))))) The main thing is that no one even knew about it that day)))

XY: Your friend is a real warrior

I sit with a friend at the last sunset. Bella is already a vampire and is passionate about eating. He sat behind a tree and waited. In the picture appears an elephant that will be eaten. Here is a complaint from the room:
“Run out, Bambi, run away!”! to

Average per capita income.
How to create a family? I barely feed my cat.)
Create a cat.

xxx: I have a lot of unmarried girls in my office, who are far over 30, do not smoke, do not drink deliciously and cook well, but with personal life no way.
YYY: I smoke
YYY: but you can give a slide and get rid of it :)

To hurt is always to push your back on the doors of the pharmacy business.

Know the Ours!
"Lada Kalina sales in Germany in October of this month amounted to three units.
The same figure ended the month with Aston Marin DB9, Cadillac CTS and Lamborghini Aventador. This is by Auto Motor und Sport.

The weekend only ends with money.