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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №121913
 17.12.2015
>>>These two engineers would have fallen at all if the pioneer had, out of curiosity, found 28...

The right action: bring the device to the head of the hookup and say "oh, he also measures IQ".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №121912
 17.12.2015
Dear fellow pedestrians!
I remind you that winter has come, and the roads have become slippery and the nights dark. This means that the probability for the driver to notice us running in front of the car and successfully stop has decreased very significantly. Please do not cross in the wrong places and always make sure of the safety of the transition. And even better – cross below or above the road where possible.
Remember, the driver will sit down and then go out, and we will lie down and not get up.
Yes, and more - according to the new law, in the dark hours of the day outside the settlements to wear a light-returning vest. And I would recommend wearing it and in the villages - a great thing.

Dear colleagues of motorists!
I remind you that winter has come, and the roads have become slippery and the nights dark. No one wants to hit pedestrians, so please drive more carefully, slow down before pedestrian crossings when visibility is limited or insufficient. Do not exceed, because E = mv^2, and doubling the speed accounts for energy. And don’t forget to turn on the lights. They should always be on when moving.

2 – Be Safe!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121911
 17.12.2015
Zombies have been sitting in call centers for a long time.
They do not sit. Why do you have WiFi at the cemetery?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №121910
 17.12.2015
I look at the dog and think: but she doesn’t understand how smart a man is. She looks at us, she rolls her tail, she loves us, and she doesn’t mind that we’re so smart that we’ve flown into space, dive to the bottom of the ocean. What if there is something we do not understand? We see it as self-evident, and it is so advanced in development that it is beyond our perception. In short, remember that the dog doesn’t realize how smart you are.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №121909
 17.12.2015
This is:

There is a pyrometer from ancient times and here another pioneer asks
What kind of device is this.
I bring to my width and press on the plug, the device lights up 24C and I say
When you grow up, you will find out what a device is :D
Two of my engineers stood next to me and laughed.

It is funny, idiot. Not to explain to the child. Must be defended and defended.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №121908
 17.12.2015
The game of the mind of Bodun! The method of asking about the well-being of a friend (Pasha) was chosen the most non-trivial:
Von Paulus, how is your cat? XD is

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №121907
 17.12.2015
You know that you’re the only one I know with a pink notepad and an iPhone?
yyy: I also have a pink clock and a watch "rose gold"
Yyy: And now I’m sitting in a pink mushroom on my neck.
YYY: Who am I turned into?
XXX in the emoji?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №121906
 17.12.2015
Not terrible closure.
and torrents. I am afraid that somewhere
There exists in the world
The crazy bastard.
Scanned and
Books by Donatella.

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