With these frosts, going out into the street became similar to going out of space for astronauts.
YYY: That is why?
You put yourself in your clothes for half an hour to go out for 5 minutes in a cigarette bar.

You are 2.5 cm shorter.
Pavleg: What do you have? 0 How did I find out?
Sid : Aha
Sid: It is written on the forum.
Thank God, I thought I couldn’t get into the garage.
Sid: and tank, by the way, for 60 liters
Fuck, what are you talking about here?? to

Where do I look for the file?
On the ass of a Tatar horse.
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yyy: There is the backdrop of the working table "The Battle of Peresvet and Chelubey"... Here is the horse of the last on () and look for...

XXX: How to make a screen as well?
I need a shorter combo.
A+SDW+DFVR+shooter down+left+round+$
At the end of the print screen.

You can live without sex, but you cannot be born.

X: the soup was cooked! Oh my little boy!! If you forge the nails, it will be delicious!
Y: Where is the nail?
X: I am an officer

The lady, who spotted the quote about "Blue Vitalik", a taxi driver on Mazda...
I am a taxi driver. I have Mazda. Yes, the blue...
Not only is it that now the men on the parking lots call me exclusively Blue Vitalik, but people are still in a hurry to approach and wonder if I am NOT THE BLUE Vitalik!
In short, lady, you are not a good woman. I hate you!

16.12.2009 11:06:33, Lana
Good morning colleagues!
Fire safety exercises will be held at the BC ***** today.
At 12:00 a.m. the sirene will work, but because of the strong frost we will not run out on the street, everyone remains in place.

I was 7-8 years old then. Every parent had a cassette. I had a hard German. I - naturally - watched these cassettes after school before the arrival of relatives.Nothing, of course, did not understand what he really wants from her, but there at the end was a captivating scene of the main character with a horse. On Saturday evening, somehow mompapa insisted on sending me out for a walk.I ran a little for sight and broke up. I go in and find my ancestors watching this movie. They swallowed, the father throws his chest on the horizon like the Matrosov on the embryo, which I said: No-no-no, look, there will still be such a cool scene at the end, with a horse! You will not regret!

Low temperature is when:
I went to the balcony, crashed, just crashed, into my mom’s coat, which dried up there and I, fucking, hurt!

AmЁbA (20:13:56 15/12/2009)
Natasha said Anton goes, I crashed from the place, went into the corridor, struck the cat off her feet, almost fell, trying to get my foot in the trousers, smashed the rod of the tonac, began to panic in the kitchen, collecting dirty dishes.

I have an interesting job!!! to
I sit, I work, I don’t touch anyone.

Call from UDF:
by ALLE
Sergey, are you at work?
- Yes
I need your help very much! Just urgently!! to
Yes I listen.
First Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation
Do you need to remove the first Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation?
- *A little bit, the voice in the phone added* From our website.
and OK.

I call back:
Serge, have you cleaned it?
Yes, he is no longer.
Thank you very much!! Very well done!!! to

I tried to sit at home. I go to bed.

Igrek: Are you at home?
Snickerz: Yes, and when will you be?
Igrek: I will be there soon. You clean up and wash your socks, you know?
Snickerz is?? to
Igrek: or the calves will come to us, you will take off your socks and they will take off.)
Snickerz: Don’t fuck, I’ll hide them in the closet!
Igrek: THE TELKS will run away, not the socks, fool!!!))

When a star falls, you have to make a wish.
So, 99% of the wishes sound like this: "Oh you fucking!!!"

to this:

I am studying biochemistry. I do not touch anyone. The table is right next to the window. Suddenly the snow comes in the window... I understand all winter, snow fun people play in the snow.
I live on 14 (!) Floor O
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Quotes that start with words like balsams for the soul.

A familiar admin was presented for a joke of humor a vibrator with the inscription "for the wire". Well, to not bother himself - with such a hint ;) He now holds it in his chamber on the monitor.
One day he told me: I met his boss in the hallway and said "O, yyyy, digitize me quickly this text". And it gives the text: on ten sheets, and all fly away (the scratches, see, ended up with someone). YYYY took the sheets, sprinkled and postponed for later. It is the first thing that has come to pass (clear).
The boss enters: Well, where is the text?
YYYY: I haven’t had time yet. But I just gathered. honestly!
The boss (see the stack with the object placed on it): Yes, I see...

umbro (01:18:40 16/12/2009)
We have a corporate volunteer for the new year on 29th)))) you come - you drink nahalava. If you don’t come – a fine of 800 rubles. ))))

iBot: How is it?

JackTheCat: You are already asking me this! Every day, every fuck his mother asks the same thing! Should I answer you? Everything is OK? This is all Hueva!! There are no jobs, the car is broken, the wife is suffocating Moscow, and you ask how to do it? Go off with these questions!

I think you are somehow upset...

to this:

Winnie Pooh: pig or cock?
YYY: and otherwise
YYY: Other
Xxx: The pork?))))
XXX is a mutant?
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They are mutants!! Winnie the Pooh is a bear!!! to