For a week she pulled me to her country, all the way hinting on dishonesty, in the end, at the country I was handed a spade and 6 acres of unspoiled land, when the strawberries had already begun to grow to my arms, in my hands the saw was rolled over and a new goal was set, an old apple tree, in the reach more on an oak smiling, then a cute creature visited the absence of a shelf in the summer kitchen, which was considered a new goal, for my labor feats.
Close to the evening, when even the Negro slaves on the plantations see a third dream, and the proletariat prays for me as for a Communist god who made a five-year-old a day, I was exposed for work a projectile of 2.5 liters with a compot of hemp and salmon, then I loaded my back with a divinely soft mattress and a fabulously puffy and sweetly sounding pillow. Most likely, already in a dream, I noticed a silhouette on the background of the window, which somehow moved smoothly and did something with his skin, probably removed from himself...
And now for a week in the office the topic is that I am IMPOTENT, and after all she is so beautiful, she was wearing such underwear and she turns out to be striptease dancing for me!!! to

Oh, if Nabokov knew that in the Russian show business, a fat fifty-year-old aunt would be called Lolita!

I would have a large countryside house – I would have the same crown, I would walk in a black coat with a crown on my shoulder, and I would strangle anyone I don’t like!
In the rest of the time, where would he live? The crows are still crawling, even where they are sitting.
Frost16: in exactly the same cage. Or in a large network.
Frost16: Well, they do cacao and cacao. In general, it is hard to notice a dirty coat when you have both eyes.

Today, the most epic soup from the strawberry decoction, two chickens, peanut banks and two melted cheeses. My sister called him homeopathic.

I read on the internet about the collision of a train with a rubbish truck. Now the context advertising of Yandex offers me to buy a garbage car... or a train ticket :)

Eblani is a people of ancient Ireland, described by Ptolemy in the 2nd century BC.
I guess they left a lot of descendants.

<perseu> If you ever think that you are useless, just remember the OSCE mission in the Donbass.

xxx - fucking one bag fisting another appears
Yyy – by Freud 😉

It was five years ago. My younger sister (a big fan of Harry Potter) at the literature class together with the class watched the Hollywood "Eugene Onegin" - the same one in which the main role is played by some Ralph Fiennes, widely known in narrow circles for the role of Wall-de-Mort.

End of the film:
Onegin, bowing his head, kneeling in front of Tatiana.
"But I am given to another and will be faithful to him forever"
Ralph Fiennes slowly lifts the full pain of the eye and...

And in the tense silence of the class, my sister’s voice is heard:
"Awaida of KEDAVRA!!and "

It is worth saying that the lesson was broken and could not continue it neither the students nor the teacher.

I didn’t even let go and reviewed this "prankers’ joke" about Limpopo.
Like all previous cases, our brave fucking practitioners believe that if they were not sent off, but conversed with sympathetic "yes? What you say is terrible... We will, of course, find out everything and react if necessary – it’s luck and victory.
In fact, this is banal politeness. And Congressman doesn’t matter whether Groysman or Lexus speaks to her – she listens, sustains conversation and records data for subsequent work. If afterwards it turns out that the psychic was calling and the hernia was swallowed up - well, she lost five minutes.
And real punching is to present someone to whom the victim of the scam will say what he does not say in public, and even strongly denies. But this is not for the vocal and lexus. They can’t even imagine such a divorce, not what to accomplish. Their maximum is this "divorce": "I Groysman, the Russians captured Lviv, in Limpopo Aybolit. and yes? Let’s find out, let’s find out ". What the divorce is, I don’t understand. If they were honest and said the same thing, the answer would be the same.

So to break something in the Russian Federation, it is enough to just be born here. And if you have had the internet or leave the house, you have definitely broken.
You ask a person, for example, if he is a homophobe. Yes => 282-UC, no => 135-FZ In my opinion, it is better to get rid of the penalty, so if you have not yet decided what to break this - I advise to choose 135-FZ.