Hi, how is it?
It’s spring, I’m without a jacket today.
Why are you lying? You have snowfall. Was the house rebuilt after the earthquake?
You are about what? There were no earthquakes. Here is the photo straw - my house and the flowered cherries
How much did you sell to the American meteorological service?

From comments to post:
(1) In the end of this story there is clearly a lack of lust! Today, they have gone completely without a good leash!
(2) If I understood you correctly, do you offer to put on a good leash?

I look, free girls registered on the internet, as they are well unmarried, and the married do not register, they have a weekend - communication with the family, Sunday lunch, cultural program

Dialogue in a thematic community about tattoos.

xxx: guys, what can you do with the beautiful and small and bring the lovers closer together?
zzz: In small font the word "hypothesis"...

LosMachos: It’s good to talk about apartments when you’re a moscovite. You just don’t know how hard it is to be a visitor.

KUDUMS: Do you know how difficult it is to be a Moscovite, and even an indigenous, who has only a cat here not born from his homeland?

First, no one believes you. Here you are speaking. You are a rookie, do you believe it?

LosMachos: Well yes

Kudums: and Moskovich will say "yes, we know, yesterday came - Moskovich!"

Qudums: Secondly, a well-founded paranoia develops in relationships, and you are already on the level of instinct looking at foreign girls, and have they not taken care of themselves in your apartment a place for their buyar and bed under the sudden baby?

Thirdly, everyone considers you to be a rich thief, although you have never seen people's money and live in an old two-bedroom cabin with your parents and brother, or in a rented house, earning 40 thousand a month on normal work.

KUDUMS: And the most offensive thing is that you are kind of friends with people, you respect their origin, and they are not, and they will hint that you are a moscal eaten, although they see perfectly how you live.

LosMachos: Moscovites are also people

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You don’t care about your life. /////////

Seeing how steadily growing the number of medals of our Paralympic players, I involuntarily think that if in time to break our hockey players’ legs...

When you live in one city and your relatives in another, the words "go home" acquire some unique and a bit strange shade. You say the same on the way and on the other side. We go home.

I understand – a great power, nuclear weapons, oil and gas, we will not offend the Russians. But why, why do I ask you, as soon as the snow begins to melt, you can not cross NONE road in one city without forcing a slope at the junction of the sidewalk and the road?