Call a woman a goddess and she will require sacrifices from you.

In the train Moscow-Peter was in a coupe with a companion - a young man. We talked for hours until 2 p.m. During this time he liked me, wanted to meet with him, introduced our common life, marriage, children. Then found a cause for disagreements, quarrels, divorce.
He did not even offer to exchange phones.

Today at the exit of the supermarket saw under the rainy rain a beautiful young couple. The girl with her right hand held a healthy umbrella over the head of a tall guy and a little above her own, the left – a large shopping bag. The boy's hands were free, except for the cigarette he carelessly tried, reliably covered with an umbrella from the rain. “Here is a hole! "I was innerly upset, but I was also a little jealous - the girl was very good and impertinent. Within ten meters, continuous lounges began to the far end of the parking lot, where their car stood.
All the way, the girl kept the umbrella over the guy’s head and the shopping bag quietly. But the boy’s hands now also turned out to be occupied with a load of fifty kilograms – sending a non-smoked cigarette into the urn, then he carried his girlfriend on his arms to the car itself...

Putin and Medvedev will not surrender Russia to the greedy sharks of capitalism, who only dream of dividing our country and pumping out of it natural resources.
Putin and Medvedev will do it all themselves.

On a Blind Date:
xxx (19:15:04 16/05/2011)
Suddenly he is terrible.

xxx (19:15:08 16/05/2011)
I am terrified O_O

Listen, which doctor treats the liver?
In your case, you are a narcissist.

L: Yes, surprisingly, how interesting and diverse personality can be before the appearance of a man) after this, the circle of interests narrows to disgrace)

- In the warehouse, a local cat is hooked, each chooses a cat for himself, we wait for them to mature. Nikita worried yesterday: "I am not dead yet? I will not be killed!"

A: Here a girlfriend went to China bought flashes for 400 and 900
Filed to:sony vaio
A: I wanted to buy an external disk, and she says - take a better flash disk :)
How many uneducated people do we have?
Wild sometimes.
B: Tell her not to write anything valuable there because fake
Damn you know, I’ve seen her. They bought them all as souvenirs. It costs 50 backs. And they came to buy 400 GB, and they say they’re done! Go to 900! and 😉
A: Yeah, of course, but Natasha's dad is a pretty cool businessman, I don't think he's so bad in flash.
B: Tell her that Natasha has a horse dad, and this ketai is a really cool businessman!! to
B: Sell a Device for $3 for $50

I had another question on the literature check:
Which leg did not get into the boots of the Oblomov, getting up from the couch?
I never answered him.

I like pumped men... do you have cubes?
YYYYYY: Yes
XXX: How many?
yyy: one = (

The case in a construction hypermarket: In the morning, the director asked the logisticalist Svet to find a free mountman to clean the balcony metal-plastic frame from foam (one customer refused it and it was dismantled), because of the disassembly. After lunch, the client will come. The light worked and forgot about the assignment. Half an hour before the client's arrival, the director reminded me of the assignment. The light panicked, jumped, a man of 6 installers stood around her. And then her panic shouts spread across the office: "Blessed, who to give to get rid of? " All the officers could not be calmed down for a long time...

Biliard (ball eight) was definitely invented by racists: the white beat the whole game of color, and wins the one who first scores the black!

Increase in product prices on the news portal.
Q: What are you going to do to preserve the family budget?
WOW: For example, I went for a strawberry, then decided to save and bought kilograms of strawberries.

I go to work early in the morning, two young people approach me and begin to convince me that they need my cell phone more than I do. Because I did not agree, there was a fight. One broke my arm on the elbow, and still took my cell phone and 1,000 rubles. Only they didn’t know that I was working as a surgeon at a local injury station and that one of them would come to the meeting with a broken arm.
YYY: What are you?
Well, I didn’t let him go until he returned my mobile phone and a thousand rubles.

xxx: Not "telka" - a girl, not "cut" - but to meet, not "sugging" - but to kiss! You know, the goat?
YYY: Not "the goat", but the favorite...

The Eurovision discussion.
It was necessary to first block the gas to the CIS countries, and then go to the contest!

I read it yesterday =)

“Karoch, we spilled a new Yaga at work tonight. Jaguar Gold is called. Orange-red went into a yellow bank with a bloody inscription.
This shit contains orange juice (and natural), resulting in the smell of berry + the smell of citrus))) As in the usual berry 3 dyes and 3 flavourings + a shock dose of caffeine and taurine. I didn’t take the risk of trying it, although I should have tasted it.)
Our laboratory is already in the shower: after the alcohol was taken away (the classical blat method, because in the blatant columns he, the fox, foams like a rabbit), we received 2 muddy liquids, which can not be filtered. The filters are running out!! And at the end of the shift, they found that the glass dish is dumb not washed away from this ugliness!!! Now, shit, the glasses in the lab are not colorless glasses, but orange glasses (
And the most disgusting thing is that yesterday we increased the plan on this hole and tonight we will have to cast that hole again!

How is it put on the market? Mother of Russia.

HellMonster: It is love
CNT: This is shit.
Hellmonster: the same thing

Why just go under the shower, when you start to hear that the cell phone is ringing in the apartment or the door is ringing, someone is talking, throwing, although no one is at home except you? O_O