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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №81590
 17.05.2013
Sometimes it feels like 13 black cats have crossed the road with empty cages and they have salt from their ass!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81589
 17.05.2013
[12:21:03] zzz: What stage of embryonic development has Sasha’s math tasks?
[12:21:17] qqq: at the stage of care.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №81588
 17.05.2013
Talk about my younger sister.

HHH
I can’t see her as a big girl.

WOWU
Study but
Then you will have hysteria.
The breaking pattern

HHH
It was already a lot.
The first break was when she suddenly learned to speak.
I suddenly understood.
Hmmmmm
This is man!
I understand it is very funny, but it is. The brain is used to seeing something.
Originally, it was a weapon body in pellets.
Then Hyacinth
says mom
Then Hyacinth
Talk about distracted topics.
You are so pleasant.
It is reasonable

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №81587
 17.05.2013
From the Radio Forum:
I remember one night long ago, the half-sleeping changed the 55th port in the 40-foot DIP.
The legs were bitten, the conclusions were washed out, he sat down with a sharpened light bulb / there was no toothbrush then / "perforated" the holes on the plate under the new micra.
Thus e. The fireplace was ticked in the place of soldering, and the solder on the other side heated.. so that the holes were made.

And at some point, instead of the lightning "blow up" the solder.. Woke up immediately.. :)))"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81586
 17.05.2013
Do I have clean socks?
I washed everything that was dirty. There are 7-9...

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