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[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65704
 17.06.2012
Our owners have a whole yard of turtles and they are constantly coupled.
XXX: The Turtles
YYY: I guessed
Their children constantly feed them with cleansings from fruits and vegetables, they eat in breaks.
XXX: The Turtles Again

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65703
 17.06.2012
I am glad that I am a technician.

WOW : no? And who how.
It is easier for me to indicate the type of rhythm in the fifth-sixth line and find aliteration in the fourth line, than to make an elementary scheme and make the starter work.

HH: Do not be upset
I only understood the words "do", "starter", "worked"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65702
 17.06.2012
New promotion from Pepsi and Leice: send 3 barcodes to the number one, and become the head coach of the football team.

[ + 17 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65701
 17.06.2012
Poop and Nastya. We have a spring, then summer has arrived. What next? A drink in autumn? Winter is burning at home.

[ + 37 - ] [21 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65700
 17.06.2012
Tagged: BUGAGAGA
Serega, our administrator, every day of the salary goes to the zoo and buys the largest package of cat food. He opens it, leaves it in the parking lot under the office. ))))
Zzzz: Is that he? = O
HH: He doesn’t answer questions.
He just replied, they saved his life. :)

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65699
 17.06.2012
11 Millionaires Return Home, and 140 Million Fantasies Return to Earth

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65698
 17.06.2012
MegaZoiD: I have a 78% chance of having sex today. Shoulder or not?
Aska_Langley: the ass of the main wash

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №65697
 17.06.2012
I met Zen and got married.
Q: Did you eat?
The new bush has struck my cynical brain. For all the time of work, today asked me to come for the first time - the banking gate did not start. While I was forging, she was standing behind her back and recording something. At my silent question, she gently smiled and said she didn’t want to bother me once more without a matter if it happened again. I am constantly busy. For the first time I was ashamed in the Bukhov Terrarium, I almost constantly create the kind of turbulent activity without activity. Here is a miracle. She also gave me a pack of cakes.
UUU: The insidious aliens have found a lay-out to enslave our minds. This is how we lose the best of us.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65696
 17.06.2012
Who is %girl_name%? So interesting and fun)
Will not give.
The day passed-
Sorry for the disinformation. to give.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65695
 17.06.2012
At the European Championship, Alexander Kerzhakov beat the goal 16 times, of which 15 did not hit the square, once even the ball.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65694
 17.06.2012
Son (7 years old): Mom, I can’t play chess with myself!! to
Mother: Why is this?? to
How do I know who won, me or me?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №65693
 17.06.2012
I watched porn.
The girl is all of herself, cheats, stands, curls
A man has a distorted expression of his face.
He seems not interested in the whole process at all.
XHH: I listened
xxx: And there in the background football comments Victor Gusev

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65692
 17.06.2012
>to not get wet we suggest to the office running (a decent piece of the way). We run into the office and feel wet... it takes 5-10 minutes and wet through the efforts of the body. Conclusion - not to > run =\

The conclusion is not to shrink. Then you will not run like horses after a short run.
A bright sign, in my school, the physician calculated the whirls in 5 minutes :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65691
 17.06.2012
by Ulyana Kurova:
With my new name I now only write books! The author W. Kurov. 100% success is guaranteed in any direction. =) is
I would only write books about beauty. =) is

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65690
 17.06.2012
Tanya, I need your advice as a medical worker.

I generally noticed a new word in the treatment of colds: I used beer and pancakes

Beer is for the courage of the body's defenses, so as not to suck unnecessary microbes in the neck to push out of its territory.

In the fish - phosphorus. It is usually dark.

Tag: in the body

So that in the darkness they will not fall.

HH: It’s scary to imagine what a mess I’m having there right now.

Yes, I need a counsel. Do I have any confidence in the invention? The World Prize, I don’t know.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65689
 17.06.2012
I had forgotten how to play.
Chemp: no, I remembered it!

[ + 52 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65688
 17.06.2012
Astrologers announce a week of old Russian fun "Dumb over the Russian national team"

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65687
 17.06.2012
In the guild chat:
- For match in the chat guild 1k punishment!
Can I have a party for a month?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65686
 17.06.2012
It is only two hours to fly by plane, and it will be cheaper.
The answer is brilliant: I can’t afford to spend so much time on the shutdown to Sheremetyevo. I get to the train faster.

I’m from Tomsk, you’ll tell her about the metro and the aeroexpress, or the moscovites don’t know.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65685
 17.06.2012
These Greeks are playing football with such a resentment as if they were dreaming of melting the Euro 2012 Cup into their budget.

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