I go to work by bus. It was hot in the morning, I was driving the condos to turn on. But the window doesn’t open because there are two grandmothers under 60 who are BALLJ D U E T!
A mess begins, one part says that it is dull, the grandmother says that it is blowing. And then the third, sitting a little further away (dressed slightly better and older, over 70 but not scratched) opposed with a fairly clear voice. One phrase literally:
- "Let the cows be silent, people are sick, be patient. Open the window"
This is how to get old!
But the question is, do they have their hierarchy?

I was in the hospital today, I had to take the doctor. Registration separately - is called "Oncocabinet". I go - time 10.50 (I follow the time - in working hours, the boss asked). In front of me is the turn - I am a little stuck, but, since I take the cup 3 times - usually everything is fast and straight and does not smell. A 30-year-old woman and two grandmothers are behind her. From the conversations, I understood - what in the registry has been fixed and corrected. 10 minutes stood - then sat down on the bench and watched the concert in all its magnificence! At 11.06 the grandmother enters - asks quietly, can you clarify in the registration? "I was recorded by phone for the first time, I want to know - the card to take here or the doctor has already taken". It is missed, then the dialogue:
Grandma by recording - Daughter, I was recorded by phone, I was told by 11 15 to come, I came to...... (I don't remember the name, let the BP), the card was taken here or the doctor was taken away.
Registrar - that you registered on the phone, it's all the conversations, wait for the turn.
Grandma from line 1 - I also go to the doctor of BP, I am standing and waiting, and you are clever on the phone.
Grandma - but, I came in advance, I was recorded at 11 15 I came at 11 10.
Grandma from line 2 - This is because of such forever nothing you will understand! I went to Dr. WR too. You have to come in advance, or they will come at the time and the right to go! We’ve been here for 40 minutes!
Registrar - I serve everyone in a live turn!

I stood up and left. What is Zen compared to this philosophy?

Murobes

Announcements from the section "Bureau of discoveries" - Moscow:
Find a laptop! It is action!
In the area of ul. 2nd Radio and Ul. Odoevsky on Sunday 13.07 at 13-00 found a stunned note.
Due to the pleasant discovery, an action is announced!
The correctly named username and password - Bonus - ASUS laptop and grandmother's chipper made of a real tree with self-picking from the 4th floor!
The term of action is 7 days. Upon the expiration of the campaign, the happy owner of the laptop will be its organizer, and the vintage grandmother of the shiphonier will be handed over to the local museum.

I sent a letter to work with documents, a couple of weeks back, the letter is glued to the form "Reason for return" and marked: Reason for sending - Reference. Is the Russian post at all out there? A toxic surgeon? What does it mean? address and so on. correctly written. I sent it the second time and it came without any problems.

Why does Maradona have the gold medal of the World Cup and Messi has only the silver medal?
Because manual work is valued higher.

Answers to Soap:
The question -
When I went through the link, I found myself on the site of the hentai and immediately threw me to another link, on the second page it was written that I was seized for something and now I have to pay the staff within 12 hours. What to do?
The answer -
The fool has thrown off.
Pay, said Vin-Lock to the fool.
What to do, crying fool.
Pay once you open it.
I’d better go for answers.
The idiot pressed a coin.
Anyone there will help the fool.
The fool is also worthy of pity.
But no, it did not help the fool.
No need to touch the reference.
The moral of this fairy tale is this:
Do not touch the link, right?
Good to watch hentai.
Better to walk.
Find a girl or gay
You, the fool, are more visible.
Following phishing links
Great luxury for fools.

<Oxana> Does it seem to me that I am an athlete?
<Alexander> I would not say
<Oxana> is I go to gym six times a week :(
<Oxana> you just didn’t see my steep muscles!
<Alexander> I don’t even know where it is :)
<Oxana> where you have a bubble
<Alexander> so I don’t know :(

Opened a news site...
and
"The BMW driver who struck a retired man was a deaf patient in a psychiatric hospital"
and
Closed the news site.

A business lady is such a clever man, but a grandmother.

On Friday I go to the hypermarket to bake beer and shrimp. I see - there is a free place, next to the Offgen Harley.
I park, get out of the car, start looking at it, because I love motorcycles like that. A family is sitting next to the car, making shopping. Mom, Dad and Boy, 5 years old.
Here comes the owner of Harley.
Classics - leather pants, cosacks, leather vests on the naked body, on one forearm of the tattoo ZZ Top, on the other - AD/DC. And... A huge snow-white hairstyle with curls, and the same snow-white beard to the pup. This is a mixture of the same ZZ Top and MC Flash.
The boy is like a whirlwind – “Mom, look at Santa!!!“”
And his mother says, “No son, it’s a motorcycle uncle.”
The child’s lower lip begins to swell.
A motorcycle uncle turns to the boy, and says in a well-set bass (further dialogue with the boy):
Yes, I am Santa Claus.
Where is your red coat and why on a motorcycle?
- So summer, I have a vacation, I ride here, at the same time I look at children who behave well and who is bad, to know who to give gifts for the New Year, and who - not. And on a motorcycle, because the deer rest, the grass is sprinkled, the strength is gaining, because in the winter, how many things we will have.
Where is the Snowman?
Snowmen in the south is resting in Turkey.
Does it not grow?
- Yes, no, these are stories, we do not melt from the heat.
Further, he opens the copper, which is filled with small plush rabbits.
He takes one and gives the boy with the words:
Be good, listen to Mom and Dad, and you will have a good gift for the new year.
He has tears in his eyes of happiness.
Then he turns to me, blinking and whispering, “Third for today.”
He sits on a mouthpiece and moves smoothly.
Mom smiles, Dad smiles, the boy hugs the rabbit.
I look at the sun and think, “How good is life!”

At a reception at the U.S. Embassy, the U.S. ambassador boasted that, say, they have a wizard in the state of Alabama - the dead raises.
Present at the reception of V.M. Molotov indisputably noted that there is also a remarkable athlete in the USSR who surpasses the plane by running.
N.S Khrushchev, hearing about this fact, called Molotov to himself.
“Why are you, Mikhail, shaking your tongue? So, how will they require a miracle athlete?
We will first demand that they present their necromant.
What if they present?
- We need to check, let it raise... Stalin, for example.
How do you get up?
“Then you, Nikita, are not like an airplane – you are going to overtake a rocket!

Krasov:.... I, when my car, always add a little shampoo for intimate hygiene, it then goes so dirty.

Here is another joke. Both of my husband’s younger brothers and 2 of their friends were going on holiday to Spain. Friends from the neighboring town (10 km). Do you want to drive two cars to the airport? They will come to us the evening before, and the husband of their four will take them away in the morning. Well, they came, of course, drank everything about the departure, and in the morning they all slept. The eyes pierced, jumped into the car and went, two badly, on the road of traffic jams, barely had time to register. In short, they stretch out their passports and realize that the two friends left their suitcases in the car, which stands quietly at our house. Well, they flew easily - with a passport and a hammer. I bought swimsuits there.

Discussion of the next smart home system in the Habrah:
mtp: > Hue smart light bulb and Lickitron lock
MTP: The castle needs to be licked, that is understandable. What to do with the lamp?
Lertmind: To turn, of course.

Nastya: descended to the store, I see - girl chariot is dragging to the elevator and next to the child small scratches
Further was fast.
I said "I will help you now"
And he did a terrible thing :)))
I picked up the child and the back of the wheelchair and helped to pull it :)))
By the way, the man defiled, and zero by phase
Then only I realized that the child is not a puppy, and without the demand to drag under the mouse, probably, it is not possible :)))
Then, under the gaze of the stinking mommy, I said "This is yours!", wrapped the child and proudly left :)))

To say a little, yes. The meat from the store belongs to the animal already dead, so its eating is more plunder than predation. But plants and fruits, being broken, do not die instantly, but slowly and slowly and fall under the cook's knife during their lives. Guaranteed dead only boiled or salty. And the fruits, of course.
– – – – –
Just to explain. Meat and dead are very different things. Predators and fallers too. I hate to write.
Well, for the sake of the shit - the most shabby vegans do not even give meat to children and there are already problems flowering in a lush color.

to this:

XXX: Where are you going?
You will soon become cats.
YYY: Will I break up?
XXX: Agha
xxx: When an object reaches the mercy of a kitten of the same mass, it turns into a kitten.
xxx: Because you can’t be a unit of mass more sweet than cats

DDD
Theoretically, this means the possibility of creating a MI-MI BOMB.

CCC
With the cats? and :-)

DDD
No, from some substance enriched with mimicity which, when it reaches a critical mass, breaks down into kittens with a sharp increase in volume.)))))) Kittens have a high penetrating ability and completely paralyze the aggression of those to whom they hit, so it will be a human weapon.))))

Ssss
You’re more cool than your hydrogen sugar :)

DDD
and ATO!
The patent!

CCC
You only need to identify the mimimi substance first :-)

DDD
We take every intelligent being and enrich him with imagination by showing him the posts of cats!

At the end of the 1990s, serving in the army as an officer, I received a warning of incomplete service compliance (analogue to the highest punishment in the Criminal Code) from a completely drunk commander of the unit for not arriving on Sunday on the alarm announced in connection with the sudden payment of salary.

From Habr:
Perl programmers don’t write a summary. They write Regeksp to find vacancies.

Tonight, under the windows, some drunken guy from the overwhelmed feelings spoke to the whole quarter: “I’m a man! I did it! It is indescribable. It is endlessly pleasant. It’s a miracle, wanting to share happiness with others. The surroundings, in the face of three strong men, appreciated the young man's impulse and gave him incredible puzzles.