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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156613
 17.07.2021
Xxx: I remember something, like at 28 years old.I met a woman ten years older than me. And somewhere after six months of our relationship, she began to marry her daughter for me. I said that I was not interested in it, she was offended and stopped communicating with me. This is what I understand my aunt’s approach was in choosing her daughter’s husband. This is not for you to send photos on the internet to men)))

[ + 14 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156612
 17.07.2021
Our power is capable of discrediting absolutely everything. Not only the idea of vaccination, but the word "satellite" itself.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156611
 17.07.2021
A friend from America came to visit me. We sit talking, he asks about the strange habits of the Russians
I am him:
- In the borsch poured into the plate is added cream, sausage in the sandwich on top and unclosed, etc.
In the evening, he went to the store, returned, and he had bread in his hand... eaten from the edge. I tell him;
How did you know, did I not tell you?
The answer killed me:
“You know, I walked with that bread, and the voice inside me said, ‘Bite,’ and I bite it.
The Russification was successful.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №156610
 17.07.2021
As of today, only the Amur tiger has the right to be officially named a tiger. For the rest, the label "Tigre cat-like" is introduced.

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