In Russia, attempting to exercise constitutional rights is an administrative offence.
And trying to get angry about this is a criminal offence.

My friend came from Germany. A lot of impressions. Among other things, commercial information, in the form of a T-34 tank for sale. Since the tank was partially reason-completed and at the price of the metal I was interested in it. The issue of delivery was easily solved. The only problem is the border. My example dialogue with the declarant during consultations.
I need a license from the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation as military equipment.
I - But after all, the tank is Russian, so it is re-export.
Then you must provide a document on the payment of customs duties when in 1944. The tank crossed the border.
I had to give up.

The boss came to work today on a new chic BMW.
A good car, I said.
“Well,” he said, noticing my admired gaze, “work without laying your hands and without regretting time, and next year I’ll have a car even cooler.

XXX: I thought about it.
YYY: And how is it? =) is
XXX is painful)
The first time always hurts. :D

I taught my friends to say my birthday instead of my birthday! Ura to!
YYY: Oh, and I was formed.
XXX: That’s not all. I get the invitation days, where the first words "I invite to my 30th anniversary!"

Fuck me and
The collective. Decided in
Lunch to sleep. Sweetly
I slept so sweet. DAK
They recorded like me.
I shrugged and put myself
to calls. Not the shit.
and...

111: Go to the workshop, switch the monitors. I posted some software there, look at the reaction.
222: When a programmer says "some software," you have to wear a helmet and sit in a seat.

XXX is
We are playing the piano again!
YYYY
Are they playing well?
XXX is
I can’t hear the perforator :(

I have a high IQ of 160.
It is a pity that your level of intelligence is not tied to the desire and ability to use it.

I am such a loser that at the beginning of the Black Mesa experiment went well and the game ended (

I thought it was going to be sent to the post of Russia. Anne is not.
On Saturday, at four o’clock, they bring me a notification (the second, though the first wasn’t) – a long-awaited (1.5 months) mail came. I’m sick, the mail works until 5 o’clock, I’ll be able to pick up. I arrived, touched, joyful, I give notice. The girl looks at him, rushed to the mailings, but changed her mind.
- You have paid the imposed payment... come on Monday.
You work until five.
We work until five. I give the box in two.
The WTF?! to

Report about how he convinced himself to watch porn. As a gentleman, I gave her the right to choose. The first video came out immediately:
No need to get to work! Did you forget that I have an interview on Monday? I’m so nervous, and if I look at it again...
Okay, she’s gone, she’s really nervous. I didn’t like the second one. The "unfortunate expression of the face":
What kind of pleasure can I get if she is obviously uncomfortable? I don’t want to see her suffer.
The Third:
Who made his shirt so bad? There are two sides!!! to
I: He’ll shoot it now.
This is a disrespect to the viewer!
Here I was psychotic, said, let her look for herself, and left to smoke. He returned from his wild booty. I found a geek!!In which a strictly tattooed policeman punished three hooligans dressed as Santa and his elves. When she laughed, sex was 5 stars))) Then asked to buy her a hat:
Like the little boy with puppy eyes. That kind of foot!
You will understand these women. As a girl is pushed by a completely normal member, so she is bad, and as in the "elpha" a huge "bubble" ticks, so he is "bubble".

Turn on the TV
"The mutant goat gives milk!"
Shut off the TV

by Maile
X: Who uses the vocabulary more - grammar or illiterate?
Y: It’t bother you.

Meeting room, 10 minutes before the start of the general meeting, at 19:50. Deputy in finance and economics bubbles under his nose: "10 Negroes went to swim in the sea. One drowned and two remained.

In the HUB:
XX: If you left the business unsupervised for a couple of months, and when you came back, you noticed that the business has not just collapsed, it has remained at the same level, and has also grown a little bit - it means it is a business.

Yes, on the topic of how women watch porn, you can write long and delicious.
We watch the video, where the type of "loaders" carry the furniture, and then the hostess thankes them as she can. Suddenly my broke. I ask what the matter is. Ticks your finger to the screen: "This is not Hollywood, where you can drag a foam sofa for at least a whole day, the furniture is real. Poor kids!" I can see that they really have red faces, they blow up =) And ahead of them are 2 chairs, a piano, and TRACH! My: Listen, it seems to me that it is just a porn producer decided to combine his move with filming, and arranged on the ball of actors sofas to wear, as in the army of soldiers at the general houses are forced to stumble.

Just in a dispute with the girl, when the victory was in my hands already received a message.
Honestly, the arguments are over, but that doesn’t mean you’re right and I’m not.

Really, what did I hope for?! to

Go to the kitchen, I will hinder the paste, and you will hinder me.

Ashes: When we were young, my father once decided to teach us PDD. I gave the brochure, told all three to read, said, and then checked.
Ashes: We, of course, threw her somewhere, knowing that our father was not before us. My brother tried to read something, but he quickly got tired.
Ashes: A few months later on the road to the village, Dad decided to check us. He asks, what is the sign?
Ashes: brother, uncertainly: "give up the road?" - dad kicks. - "Stay down the road".
Ashes: "good, and this?" - shows on "cattle race"
Shut up for a few minutes, I don’t know.
Ashes: and suddenly sister, joyfully and solemnly: "STOP THE COW?"