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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10043
 17.09.2008
Cappuccino
Fuck, Dimon... I’ve gotten...

Gogol
? to? to

Cappuccino
The boys will not come to the meeting.

Cappuccino
They were not released...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10042
 17.09.2008
I read Harry Potter the last and came across:...Al Dumbledore taught him that there is a special, unfathomable magic...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10041
 17.09.2008
xxxh: I sometimes do not write the cutscreen, and it lies terribly, the connection disappears periodically...
Bollywood, what time is it?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It’s time, isn’t it Nick?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is the network accidentally uninstalled?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Isn’t it Nvidia?
Oh yeah... bla...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10040
 17.09.2008
(i) - Medvedev has a height of 162 cm - like his mother. Putin is in district 168, and Sarkozy is in district 168.
Here is Saakashvili and complexes: he is 190, and around there are puzzles and everything has it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10039
 17.09.2008
I live in a dormitory (4 4 persons in a room) and it is always interesting to listen to who speaks in his sleep at night. But the night is evil.
I sit behind the comp (he stands next to the neighbor’s bed) laying up in the pasyance. time of 3 nights. Then the neighbor shouts up and says: I’m for nuclear Britain!
O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10038
 17.09.2008
Conversation at ICQ

XXX is:
Damn in the ass of the current 1 man online and that deer is full.
YYY :
O_O and who is there?? to
XXX is:
:D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10037
 17.09.2008
Funny: first do not turn on the heating in time, and then fall off - said, the country is sleeping...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10036
 17.09.2008
Oh... I’m not going to be superfluous... I’m going to quit smoking, I’m going to play sports, I’m not going to play online games, I’m going to study,
If I see this quote in the abyss. Let me change my fate...
The 6andb!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10035
 17.09.2008
Senya in the news showed about a hurricane in Siberia.
voice after picture: look! how the pillar rises, as if aliens were pumping water!"

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10034
 17.09.2008
What does ORG mean?
Chapter 13: In the Meaning?? to
Moula: Well, you sent me the link... I know BaOIL, BaSINTEZ... there they trade oil products, and what does your ORG do?
Dr.13: The Organization of the Workflow!
Molly: The management! It is great! My brother Kowalski writes on this topic. Do they have anything to read on the site on the subject?
Dr. 13: Oh yeah! Not to read again!)
Molly: is it true? very well! by Kim Brother.
Dr. 13 is out! Then throw him to me!
Moore : Okay! If he allows.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10033
 17.09.2008
Sniper
In short, I have appreciated. Nothing like a toy. What can I say from the course:
0 is free. People, in principle, are not foolish.
1) For the delivery of any bugs, even small ones, give the game currency
The Count is pleasant, though with a crack under the fool. The stone does not load.
All in Russian! And some lack of censorship %)
4) Realistic AI, a lot of talking SMART NPCs...=)

Sniper
For example, I pumped a cybernetic and assembled some device from the details. It’s called "Open" One button and one screen.

Sniper
Well, I make Persia click. I thought, baby - and say goodbye to spare parts, and it asked for money %) I entered a bill for the sample "50 rubles"

Sniper
Publishes: "Opanah, the sniper proe*al the table! And it" I thought, the bag said, that I will give up to the admin. I decided to check on every firefighter - a sting again, a half more. The answer is "Aha! What did I say!" I love our developer :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10032
 17.09.2008
xSKY (19:14:55 10/09/2008)
My mother gave me letters.
Miriam (19:15:00 10/09/2008)

Shepherd (19:15:08 10/09/2008)
You will teach.
xSKY (19:15:09 10/09/2008)
Oh the mushrooms
Shepherd (19:15:18 10/09/2008)
noticeably.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10031
 17.09.2008
infected
The more I get the experience of admin, the more sad it becomes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10030
 17.09.2008
Now I realized that wanting to sleep is when you stop understanding even the quotes from Bach.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10029
 17.09.2008
What is the lack of confidence in the youth?
In the internal system of the document of turnover during the transfer of equipment, the act of receipt-delivery of equipment is prepared.
So I did general cleaning in the server room after the dismissal of two main administrators, found a funny document: "Act of transfer of the act of reception-transfer of equipment" o_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10028
 17.09.2008
Suddenly a man comes out of the nearby office, knocks on the door, with the phrase "I will not go to a special examination to a psychiatrist." I go into the office, I see the top questionnaire, apparently it. I see:"Have you ever tried smoking?" - No, "Do you smoke often?" - Yes. Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?"Yes. "Did you ever want to die?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10027
 17.09.2008
Question to the customer: how did you break the display? Answer: I don’t know... I guess the SMS has come.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10026
 17.09.2008
Changeable:Buttons in the ears of etha crout)))))
Is there no piercing yet?and :)
Changeable: No
Changeable: by piercing
Changeable: the meaning of eyeyeye, hide it
Changeable: Fuck, I’m not going to do piercing.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10025
 17.09.2008
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:37:14]
I fell from the iron chair on the concrete floor today and the iron foot came into my foot.
[MC 11.09.2008 11:38:40]
Fuck, how are you feeling?
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:41:30]
My leg was all in blood, I can't move on, well, plus I hit my head, my head hurts, but I continue to work
[MC 11.09.2008 11:42:40]
Not to stop you)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10024
 17.09.2008
Attention: Everything on the desktop may suddenly disappear. Most likely this is due to a failed attempt by Windows Vista to do something useful.

(c) Windows Vista for teasers.

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