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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145674
 18.10.2017
Technological elements are considered to be elements that relate exclusively to the manufacturing process. in the mushroom, for example.

I would regret the girls who have no one to look at, so to speak, for curiosity! I would say a puppet...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145673
 18.10.2017
And here are those who look at 20+ cartoons - these really don't deserve if not life at all, then at least sexual life.

In general, no life is deserved by those who think they have the right to decide what others deserve. Well, people look at cartoons, well, they like it, although it's a bit strange - you fuck it? You’re being paid a cut for every cartoon you watch, right?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №145672
 18.10.2017
I went back yesterday to bring the lever (right-left) back to the store.
The goods were ordered, asked for the original to bring, fully paid, ordered not me.

- Here, back to you, your wonderful spare parts, here is the check.
We do not accept spare parts that are ordered back.
- you brought smoothies, they are different producers, different kinds!
There was no single producer.
This is not the original!
It’s similar, all take such, everything works perfectly!
- but they are different, this ball is roughly boiled, and this hole under the screw in the salent block under the screw of a larger diameter!
- no less, it will be stuck and it will work, put it, everything will be okay.
I cannot put them!
Why is?? to
They are both right!
They count the money.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145671
 18.10.2017
xxx> is a matter of fact. This page is to be filled.)
yyy> Write everywhere "error in database"
yyy> I always do this when there is no desire to fill the infinite "describe yourself in more detail, and tell what hobbies you have had throughout your life"
yyy> Then the check and passes without problems, and the rest of the users can see that it is just swallowing the base on the site.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145670
 18.10.2017
XHH: The Swallow Tester
XHHH: Painted on the door of the cabinet a sign "Government Department" ((

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145669
 18.10.2017
It’s a classic of robotics – it’s easy to make a robot flying to Mars and it’s hard to make a robot running to a neighboring bar for beer.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145668
 18.10.2017
Here you are talking about admin, and I don’t even know how he looks in our office. We all work well, and if something is wrong, then the application is thrown away and he remotely corrects it. They say once I came to change the cartridge, but I was on vacation.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145667
 18.10.2017
The employee walks around the office, tells about life, passing by the boss clarifies when there will be a meeting. The manager said in 10 minutes.
“Well, I’ll have time to go to the laundry room,” the employee said.
And continues to walk around the room continuing the earlier conversation about the fact that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia in his youth and was not taken into the army.
Then he sits down and continues to work.
The boss asks:
You’re going to the bathroom, why don’t you go?
Another person was gathering.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145666
 18.10.2017
Our dad today filina caught that from the zoo in May (!) has flown. The bird lived for a long time on the wild in the zoo itself, hunting waterflies. Then she moved to the neighboring residential building from five floors, and in the autumn moved to the square at her husband's work. In the morning, the bird was noticed by the husband’s boss. On the way to the zoo, they said, “Our! The chief decided that such a little thing, like catching a phyllin, our father is exactly in his power - somehow he is managed with seven children! The husband, having heard the order, went to work, removed someone's coat from the hanging there (well, it lived there, long since separated from the direct owner) and called a colleague with a car.
It is known that the phyllin sees poorly during the day, so the bird is not very tense, although it has struck on the crust of the gravian trail. I was more surprised by the people walking around. The husband just crossed the fence and threw a woman's coat on a stranger!
So, with a blue cloth, my husband and a colleague arrived at the zoo. There, of course, they were very surprised to see instead of the long-awaited runner-up a dull clutter of blue color. But the husband asked him to believe his word and was placed in a cage. There, he opened his arms along with his coat and the walker hanged down his head, clinging to his legs with huge nails over the mattress. I was delicately shocked! Well, everyone, of course, was surprised by this way of catching wild birds. They hunted her with a net, from which she with her powerful wings and nails chose.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №145665
 18.10.2017
Isn’t it because men simply live less and, in general, in dying wives, their husbands are simply dead?! to

Most women with breast cancer have their husbands dying.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145664
 18.10.2017
A loud voice in the bell:
I want to offer you an additional source of income. How do you feel about profit?
I am normal. Only if you want to offer me a stock market, forex or binary options, then thank you.
The cryptocurrency!
Well, let’s say, I was interested.
Do you know what a cryptocurrency is?
I know.
Tell me, what is a cryptocurrency?
Cryptocurrency is a peer-to-peer payment system.
Achahaha, Peer-to-Peer Payment System, Ahahaha /Gudki

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145663
 18.10.2017
Today at work is a double holiday: the boss went to the attestation station and took a trade commission with him, who loves to knock on everyone. As someone noticed "Sauron left and took his eye with him"

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