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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №158842
 18.10.2022
I am nervous without fire and noise - the nerve cells have settled.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №158841
 18.10.2022
Diagnosed: disconnection of the eye. Direct injection in the eye did not help. The only alternative is laser surgery. But the difficulty is that one of the operated "points" on the eye is right in the middle and slightly on the side of the laser and... blindness. To my question:
What if I don’t operate?
The doctor answered directly:
- In about a year, the eye will stop seeing, and the chances after the operation are 50/50.
When will I feel the effect?
Immediately after the operation. Either everything is fine, or the eye will stop seeing.
It’s hard to explain what happened in the shower. But I decided, of course, there was no other option. A day was appointed.
The day before this I went to church, prayed, at 2 o’clock just sat on the bench, thought about different things... It helped a lot, the peace came.
I went to the clinic at the appointed time, and the doctor says that for today, only studies will be conducted under a microscope. So they fixed my head in front of the machine and for 15 minutes somewhere there looked at something...
Get up, young man, go on.
When to operate?
We have already done it...
I was shocked, how did they do that? And suddenly I realize that I look at the doctor with two eyes, I see her with two eyes!
The doctor just smiles.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №158840
 18.10.2022
After 40 you feel like your body has been burning the engine indicator and oil replacement for a long time, but you just keep driving. And also the shrimp and the smell of smell. Oh yes... and most importantly, you’re afraid to go for THAT, because it’s going to cost a huge amount.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №158839
 18.10.2022
xxx: I was 4 years old and I was very obedient. One day I stayed at home with my 18-year-old brother. The brother quietly went out to smoke in the entrance. The door was locked and the keys were not found. He knocked on the door, I asked “Who is there”, he said “Brother, open” and I didn’t open. "Mom told no one to open the door!" he persuaded, convinced that he was my brother, but in this case I had a second argument: "In seven goats the wolf pretended to be a mother and could fake the voice." In general, no excuses, requests, arguments and even threats helped him. The brother waited for several hours for his mother to return, who opened the door. And suddenly for herself that her eldest son smokes.

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