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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №155330
 18.11.2020
XX: Yes, in general, the direct believers have us especially and not. According to official data, more than 2.5 million people attended the Christmas service in 2018. One of the most important services of the whole Orthodoxy. Less than 2% of the population.

YYY: That’s a lot for the 21st century.

XXX is very little. In individual games, the daily online is higher.

Yyy: Well the game is old, poorly supported, the last update was 2000 years ago, and the major events ended in the 15th century, and those were on a Catholic server.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №155329
 18.11.2020
What the coronavirus will not do, our government will do.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155328
 18.11.2020
At the end of the nineties worked in our school as a teacher of primary classes Eva Arkadievna P. - a wonderful soulful man, a high-class professional, who was respected and loved by boys, girls, and their parents. It was then that Eve Arkadievna was already under sixty and if she stood up on the weights, then from the height of her height of 160 cm she saw the arrow rolling up next to the mark "130 kg". That, however, did not prevent her from remaining cheerful, fun and energetic.
Following the tradition, she said:
The lesson is over, I let my first-class students go for a change, I write the topic of the next lesson in a journal and I see one boy standing next to me instead of running with them all into the hallway. He wants to say something, but is embarrassed. I ask :
What is it about, Sasha? Did you understand something in the class?
He nodded his head, saying no.
Did you not have time to write your homework? Have you lost something? Something is hurt?
All by the way. I lay down my pen, look him in the eyes and smile encouragingly.
Why don’t you go for change? Please speak, I listen carefully.
“I just want to tell you,” said Sasha, “I like to learn from you. You are interested in teaching us, and you are good and... - pause, - and you...
He is confused again, turns his eyes away – and I understand that the boy wants to make me a compliment, but the strict childish conscience does not allow me to be called beautiful. I’m already opening my mouth to thank him and send him to play with my friends... but here ingenuity wins! With a smile, Sasha joyfully says:
You look like Winnie the Pooh!
Then for a few seconds he looked at me critically and reasonably added:
Only your legs are longer.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155327
 18.11.2020
To prevent Rogozin from fleeing to the West, he is paid $670,000.
The head of NASA receives $250,000.
Question: Why does he, s#ka, not run from his NASA to us?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155326
 18.11.2020
Xxx: Dating on Instagram is a stupid idea

YYY: Where is it possible? I seriously

Xxx: In the pool of course. And the figure is seen, and the cosmetic is washed.

Yyy: So there and my figure will be seen

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