Potan: A city for people. A dog can only be kept in the city if they do not cause inconvenience to people. The smell of dog under the windows is unpleasant.

People who don’t think dogs deserve the same rights as humans are not humans, they are zombies.

ok_its_the_last: Ready to recognize the rights of the dogs who will participate in this conversation.

Why did you roast like a horse yesterday?
Armed Forces!! I was in the police yesterday – a request for the restoration of the passport was written. I sit, I wait for a reference, here from the rack of mint standing next to it is delivered "Cola, catch it!!! He ran to the right!! Right to fuck!! Not there!! What kind of clock are you holding on the other side of the clock?!" At this moment my districtman comes out and gives me a certificate, I quote: "the citizen’s data is that he really addressed..." well, I tick him in "he" and I say:
I: I'm going to get it, but they won't get stuck on the passport table?
Sorry, I’m in trouble with Russian.
I am 0_o
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! to
Armada: Then I was killed by a fifa overwhelmed with crumbed papers and, under the dictatorship of an extremely fierce mint, re-writing the statement about the theft of the bag for the 12th time with the words, “Well, how can you not know what is Atrium and Dolce?” Gopniks sitting in a cage and depicting a bunch of monkeys became the last drop... Today I will take a camera there)))

On the Olympic day, we did it. Let us support the next few days. We run the Olympics.

This works! Two medals at once.
We are setting up on the gold Plushchenko and hockeys, you look who else will catch!!! Russia is ahead!! to

I saw in the news of our athletes and their coach. They say, say, we do not hope for medals, what we will get, then okay, we would like to win something in Sochi, and now in the tenth we will enter, and then okay, and then, maybe we will not enter.
That is all, comrades! End of! The country selected them, sent them to the Olympics, entrusted them to defend the flag, promised to pay for medals. They say, “What we do, it’s fine! Simply words no more... Yeah, they should have been burning in the chamber with a burning eye, as they will all be throwing for the Motherland, for the honor of the flag! Say, if I don’t bring a medal, then in Canada I’ll shoot myself out of my biathlon rifle, so that I don’t feel ashamed! There is no snow, I’m out! I can even go on dirt, even on asphalt on skies! I’m a Russian, I’m scratching and clogging everybody along the way, even Björndalen – and it doesn’t matter that he’s in the male ranking, and I’m in the female! If necessary, I’ll even go skiing. And the coach should have noticed: say, if mys do not enter the piedestal, so I raise their legs, so that at the Paralympic Games exactly the medal was brought, fools! Skiing sticks to them in... I’m just shouting about the "first ten"..."

The Russian Soldier
There are babies, salad, selfie
Let the X%s suck NATO soldiers
Cancer is the Pentagon.
Coming on February 23

Sasha, you have 300 r.

XXX: Give to Olga

YYY: For what?

XXX: On the Day of Whom We Fall

YYY:*ROL"

YYY: I will tell you in secret...This is my stink.

XXX: The Pest

XXX: The Silence

3 nights, everyone sleeps quietly, the apartment begins to smell burning.
I got up and walked, like all the norms, I opened the door to the entrance - and there was so much smoke that even the neighbors who ran in panic were invisible. Returning to the apartment, I buzzed my brother with the words: "Rise up, burn, and call the firefighter...", so this fool sows and the first thing is to wrinkle the computer and sit in the chair!
And who would say that there is no dependence on the comp?

guys it works!! Our gold and silver.
We are focused!!!!!!!!! to
The rating of AP)))

As in the army, so "duty to the motherland"!
as the stump to buy, so "we, citizens, do not trust you"!

She: Thank you for the assessment! Why did you not vote for this photo?
He: The carpet was great, my grandmother had it.
It is >g(

Fawer: I read the news on the hubre about how scientists heated gold to 4 trillion degrees (well there even atoms collapsed into quarks and gluons).
This is the power of the Soviet warmer!

xxx: my sister is dumb >_>

xxx: announced her room as a country and asks for a ruble every time you enter

xxx: >_<

Fuck, I will fuck your dog.
I do not have a dog!
- Fuck, I will find a dog on the street, fuck out and give you a gift.

So, did Anna come in?
Ugo for dinner.
My brain ate and went home.

Tomorrow is the first day of professional ethics. I must be late.

He gave his girlfriend a gift on Valentine’s Day: Tarot cards with guidelines for guessing. The first day I remembered that we had to break up.

to this:

Helm: Yesterday a new stove was found, there when buying beer for 500 rubles, they give a brew card. And the next day all the beer is 50% cheaper.
Helm: I think I’ll be there and die.

For details, please, where is such a whirlwind?

Energy Drink Dev Zero. Dev Zero is out!

Dakatsu: I became a chilly! I can’t give up 15 times.
DAKATSU: Cut off