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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77574
 18.02.2013
kleR_ (10:17:30 18/02/2013)
You went out to work.
kleR_ (10:17:32 18/02/2013)
? to
Pavlentius (10:18:48 18/02/2013)
I did not go anywhere from work.
Pauline (10:19:06 18/02/2013)
All in agribusiness
kleR_ (10:19:14 18/02/2013)
Behind you is Viktor Nikolaevich, so you write this.
Pauline (10:19:30 18/02/2013)
Nothing like that
Pavlentius (10:23:26 18/02/2013)
All he left.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77573
 18.02.2013
I went from lunch and heard the classic example of gentlemenhood in Russian.
In the factory the snow is cleaned.
The man stands smoking, and the aunt scratches the yard and tries to throw him aside,
And the man cries out to her, Do not lift the heavy, your mother!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №77572
 18.02.2013
With Laura:
And what, my neighbor told me, four approached him, so he one in the knee from injury, the other appercott, the third leg from the turn in the shield, and the fourth himself escaped. The neighbor followed him so much that he dug the mob somewhere, and then had to buy a new one.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77571
 18.02.2013
The head of "RosNano" asked the government for a new study of a billion rubles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77570
 18.02.2013
<xxx>No, of course I did not have a high opinion about that store in our courtyard, but the seal in the ad "We need goods, the salary of 15,000", which hanged for two months was very symbolic.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77569
 18.02.2013
from the German forum, a review of the body for the comp:
He hardly opened the door. Either the torque of the pneumatic key at the factory was displayed incorrectly, or these little Chinese are fed steroids.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77568
 18.02.2013
Advertising in the eyes. Invisible and, at first sight, quite ordinary. Slogan "Fall in the top ten!", highlighted keywords "Current deadlines", "State prices"...
I appreciated all the deepest creativity only when I noticed further on the text that this is the 10th city clinical hospital thus offering the services of a paid psychotherapeutic department.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77567
 18.02.2013
There are three things about the device and the composition of which I prefer not to know anything:

their own body,
by Shaurma,
Sources of financing.

Knowledge of the arrangement of these objects
not only multiplies sorrow, but also guaranteedly destroys the psyche.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77566
 18.02.2013
xxx - happy three friends of my childhood

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77565
 18.02.2013
Meteorite rain over the Urals hit the world’s Twitter trends. Also on the social network appeared the account of the meteorite itself. He apologizes to the inhabitants of the Chelyabinsk region and fears that it has been torn into pieces.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77564
 18.02.2013
SageSc: There is a suspicion that a large mass of unemployed people, replaced by robots, will just get out of the way.

shahbazyan: A large mass of people, while still unreplaced by robots, have already disappeared.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77563
 18.02.2013
X. I bought a snowboard, Finnish. by 2300 They can do!
Judging by the price, with the engine?
judging by the price-with a built-in nuclear reactor!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №77562
 18.02.2013
"We went around the parking lot first along, then across, then around the circle. The light. It has been an hour (!)
There were no cars. We have believed in aliens, in impure power, in the evil plots of the car drivers, in the hijackers, and finally, in my own stupidity. did not help. There were no cars. The parking lot is almost empty, well, the KAAC can not be found on a relatively small parking lot a huge dirty cruiser?! to
Do you want me to reveal a secret?
So here. The secret of one-level parking is that it is two-level."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77561
 18.02.2013
The female logic is the killer of the male psyche.
Pasha: How do you know? How many have you killed, Katie?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77560
 18.02.2013
X: Did the hard take it?
yyy: Two weeks ago, the model "Seagate Barrakuda has already split two terabytes?and "

[ + 9 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77559
 18.02.2013
Only the St. Petersburgers, running to the toilet with all their strength and knocking the closed door, say not like everybody, “Here is a bl...e”, but “What an annoyance!”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77558
 18.02.2013
A 6-year-old daughter asks her father in the garage: “Daddy, why are Zyguli made in Russia and cars in Japan?”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77557
 18.02.2013
1st They had cats before, when they were fighting, cried over the whole apartment. They began to swallow the water, now each other mourn silently, like partisans.
2nd Did they get the second cat?
1st So the first was boring, the oral was walking, demanding attention. So I decided the second for him for the company.
2nd Will it be the same with the children? The first thing is boring, let’s get the second. Both are boring, give them a third.
The first ?
2nd Fuck, I now seem to understand why my parents gave birth to five.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77556
 18.02.2013
In_hell: I met a girl who serves under a contract.
In Hell: That is what happens. I will wait for her two years from the army, and give her gifts for 23?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77555
 18.02.2013
The secret of eternal life the ancient wise men took with them to the grave.

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