You are sitting on the internet. You encounter the name of an old actor and remember how you dragged in childhood from fighting with him... you go on a film search, watch the filmography and understand that the career has actually come a writer. But you hope that maybe he will still be lucky and he will be filmed in a bad movie... And then you see that he starred in the movie of Sasha Kuritsyn, and you understand that it is ALL, there is no way back.

Farewell to Mark Dacascos.

Announced by:
"All lovers of jewelry, wool products, socks,
rabbits, fish, cats, cockroaches, oysters and so on... I make brochures
by order! andquot;
O_O

She wrote a letter to the client, and a little missed:
"Now is a list of subcontracts sent to you that have not returned to us=(
Please sign and write"

And what kind of thing, knowing that her fox is not educated properly, the hostess drops her off the leash in a public place? He still does not watch her. Why not educate? Why did she take her if she didn’t take care of her dog properly? And yes, the girls are playing cockroaches in the kindergarten, and this is a fox.
There is a companion in the cloud, right?

It is the ugly educated seams and the owners with the same character are dropped from the lead.

Is Stalin disintegrating? In other words, it was balzamed for eternal storage.
YYY: I think 86% of his prayers in recent years have re-growthed his flesh.

I finally understood what it means "no sex before marriage".
As long as you plan everything, there is only one wish left – to sleep.

Spring is coming
Men have hormones.
One request
You should not put your partner’s finger in the ass during sex if she asks you not to do it.

Not all girls like it.
And if in porn a girl stumbles out of the ghetto, it does not mean that it extrapolates on the entire female race.

They like porn.
He’s in porn for an hour without a break, and you’re over in five minutes.

In the past, when my friend called me “dear” and I asked him “How much?” he replied that he hadn’t printed so much yet. And now he answers that the living weight must be counted. and :(

Grandma is urinating.

Grandma, good morning How are you?
Pressure... I am blind... But I am alive!

Director in the hearts of lawyers:
I will not let you go to school anymore. Especially for a week! I don’t know what or where it lies! These calls are incomprehensible.

Walk, stop a dog eating food, can only the one who feeds it, the method of correct dosage. I, by the way, suspect that with cats the same thing... Probably, in the description of the class they do not have the property of “the stomach is full.” And here is, in fact, the story that the breeder told us, who dedicated us and my wife to dog growers:
At night, the guard who guarded the meat warehouse touched a beautiful volume of 0.5 and fell asleep with restless sleep. While he was asleep, two of his colleagues, the rottweilers Gunk and Shrek, who did not mind anything, found a weak spot in the wall of the warehouse and pierced it with their foreheads. Then they ate what they had earned. In the morning, they were found in a bunch of meat, but no signs of life. And if Stirlitz had been among the burden shifts that collided around the place of yesterday’s holiday’s belly, he would probably have thought: “Peredose.”

Hi dear, I am back.
God, how long have you been?
and eight.
Have you tried to release yourself before?
I tried. I even had an attempt to escape.
and when?
At the lunch. The manager caught me and said, “I pay you for eight hours of work.”

<xxx>It is just cute!

One of the significant events of this year in the field of hotel business of Novosibirsk was the opening of the first large hotel of Akademgorodka Park Wood hotel. The scale for the scientific center is impressive: seven floors and more than 3000 square meters, a high level of service, the cleanest air and a picturesque view of the breeze grove. With the opening of the Park Wood hotel, the Academic City has one of the best venues in the city for accommodating guests and holding meetings at a high level.

<xxx> bravo I thought for a long time, where the hell? Where is the miracle? You know where?
<xxx> on the floor. in the 168th hospital. in the promozone.
<xxx>"In the middle of the garden"
<xxx>It’s just a glowing box

<xxx>no, I’m really just in favor. I was only discouraged by the "who successfully settled in a beautiful berry grove, away from the noisy highways."
<xxx>this is how it turns out to be now called that place. I’ve always been hiding him with a vacuum behind a vegetable base.

<xxx>this is undoubtedly the best place to hold high-level meetings :)

Scientists conducted an experiment on dogs. The purpose of the experiment is to investigate what the dog is doing throughout the day. For this, special video cameras were attached to the dog's neck. As a result of the experiment, the scientists found that 80% of their time a dog spends trying to remove a video camera from the neck.

RedJak: a friend has a large ara poppy and a dog (the name is Malta)...the poppy with the voice of the owner cries: Malta!Malta!...the dog runs to him, and he is on her GAV-GAV-GAV...the spectacle...)))

Yes, everywhere, even in poor regions, many people call thousands of rubles, sometimes clarifying: paper. Get off the monitor and talk to people.

I work in accounting. The driver comes. "Give me two rubles for gasoline". I silently write out a bill for two rubles. O O O O No longer fit like that. Thousands suddenly became thousands again. The Profit.

A young man comes to work and says, “Buy a husband, a guy, a wallet to daddy,” and I say, “I don’t have a husband, a guy, or a daddy.” He stands looking at me with sad eyes, gets a candy, puts it on the table and leaves... I sit sad for the whole day...

Yesterday taking the daughter from the kindergarten heard the charming conversation of mommies)



Based on the dialogue of the grandmother, one of the girls hardly plays with her and does not do homework. He is constantly sitting behind the compass. When trying to ask for something, he replies, “I can’t distract myself – I’m in the Dungeon.” In general, the grandmother stumbled into a cowboy, arguing that: "In our youth, we did not have such a figured - and now I have not yet played." She wrote on her account that she is 18 years old, sending old photos of her daughter to potential guardians.

Our employee had a dog, a Swiss bulldozer, a girl with a disgusting character.
......
And what kind of thing, knowing that her fox is not educated properly, the hostess drops her off the leash in a public place? He still does not watch her. Why not educate? Why did she take her if she didn’t take care of her dog properly? And yes, the girls are playing cockroaches in the kindergarten, and this is a fox.

Yesterday I read a black version of the script for a new film about war.
And how...?
"I watched a scene where the pilot approaches the aircraft bomb hanging under his wing, gently smoots it and says, 'How much we are flying with you and you have never deceived me. Don’t miss it this time!"