Unt: You understand, there are people I hate, but there are people I love very much.
LEHA: And to whom do I refer?
You are referring to the pirates.

XXX (14:47:29 18/03/2013)
I eat in such a cage.
YYY (14:49:21 18/03/2013)
Which?
XXX (14:51:47 18/03/2013)
Not to describe. I go to the gazelle. Well such. The Russian. The chair is lacking. I sit on an ordinary chair in the passage. A woman in front of me. In the same way. And one man in general on a board that was taken from under the chair. I love my country. Roosevelt ahead!

I met my uncle at the hospital. The hospital pyjamas. While waiting for the elevator, we talked. He lies with some complicated heart disease. The look, indeed, is very unimportant. I ask him:
Which floor are you on? Therapy or surgery?
He is so calm:
I am in resuscitation. He went out to smoke until the nurse saw him.
He said "Well, so far" and went. Go to resuscitation!! to
O_O

<Indy> Fucks
<IndY> All windows in the bus are normal
<Indy> Only my heart
<IndY> Everyone is watching with condemnation :-D

And we have little of the fact that on the Prospekt Svobodny - a prison, so it is still the most "perforated" place in the city - you can only drive through it early in the morning and late in the evening.

And here, in a tamper, someone has stuck his fingers on his hand.He rushes to his mother and grandmother all in tears and sweats his fingers into their faces and says: "Stumble, be careful of blowing."
You said it right!!Only God could give such an education to a child!! to

I want to eat something fat and harmful.
Eat my wife.

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In the kitchen is the planet of Silesia. No food, no minerals

The winter will not end until everyone throws the trees.

Gifted on February 23, the green trousers, after several washes, by March 8 became pink.

I play with two comrades in the LEFT4DEAD cooperative.
I hear in the microphone - his older daughter (7 years old) sits down to Valkir and asks:
This is who?
and Zombie.
What do they want?
They eat our brains.
And all that?

In the news:
The Prosecutor’s Office identified the theft of 40 million rubles from the budget of Samara.
Samara MPs were given iPads.

And there is nothing to add...

I went to bed with my husband, before going to bed, as usual, we talk about abstract topics.
I: Well, how can you stop the fire in a burning forest?
husband on the verge of sleeping away: well... there are different ways... r r r r r r r r r... m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m

“xxx: Flake fly, as now canned
to open?! to
How to Open Conserves
Belt with a blade?!”
Aftar did not serve in RA, I understand? Conserves are opened at once. The snow is easily cleaned. And the leaves with grass and earth are occasionally painted. And much of what lies in life beyond fantasy in the army is ordinary.

Burn in hell Windows developers for the fact that when a mistake comes out it can not be copied into the buffer and swallowed.

It was necessary to think about the difficult words to pronounce - "complicated"...

X: decided to leave thanks on the website of the Russian Post
What is it???? to
X: I sent a banderol a day ago, there was only one girl working, and the people lived on her. She is polite, does not raise voices, explains everything to everyone, arranges quickly. A lot of young and beautiful.
X: But Hohma is not that. I could not send thanks. The site of the Russian Post. At the same time, I regularly send them complaints and the form works normally.
Y: The empire of evil, what do you want?

In the light of the news about the release of Apple watches:
xxx:I can imagine what holiwares on the forums will be in years 5-7. iClock vs Casio/Cartie/Celvin Klain...
Yyy: But Apple is better than it is more accurate and brighter and louder and Casio is just a plagiarism for the poor!!!This is the first Apple chips invented!by 111

I just saw on the street, a young dad goes - a healthy uncle, and a daughter of 4 years important such, in one hand a red taxi on the lead, and in the other...automat)))) probably dad border guard)))))))))))

Oh man, I am sad.
Oh what is that?
My girlfriend stumbled one. Beautiful, the figure is excellent, the breasts are large. He rides bicycles, goes on trips and reads books. You can talk about tanks and you know who Alan Piz is.
Ohhh, who is this?
You will be surprised, you will be surprised. So, I invited her home, a cup of drink-other, the matter is similar to the logical beginning, and... in short, I pull out of it a slice, and there... instead of spotting - flare-ups. All the size was from the parallel. Well, there’s one with a tail, there’s something to stand for. It seemed as if she wore, pulled her pants, and there can be cuttings.
Hahahaha... how is it? Is it without a breastfeed? More a mouthpiece?
Wow, I was afraid that it was a guy and it was about to get up from the bubble. A bullet fell from her and ran into the kitchen.
I broke up my girlfriend ?
Wauw came into the kitchen dressed, thought she would mock, and she apologized and we ate. Under the degree wanted, but couldn’t!
A girl with notions?
Wauau Aga... says a year of sex, she didn’t shave. He promised to give me a marathon. We’ll see you tomorrow, I guess =)
And the breasts?
Wow shit, guy, she’s chasing on a chopper and there’s a waik prepared for off-road. Give me my breasts. I promised to bring Napoleon’s cake, and I love it. It has 55% of tanks.
The main thing is the tank.)
I sit and think.
Boots or tanks?
The Fuck...