The dress code. We moved to a new office last summer. The windows look out on the sun side, there was no air conditioning, and it was not foreseen (then it was still installed, closer to autumn). Half a hundred compounds do not turn off for 21 hours a day. A branch of hell, not an office. A week later in the news mail appeared a request from the bosses: "Ladies and gentlemen, I do not call you to business style in clothes, I didn't throw it off, but try to observe at least the minimum decency, well, please."

Thank you, thank you, thank you to all who are looking for books here and those who will name them. thank you.

A colleague quoted the door locks. It began like this:
yyy: "I generally understand that it is very close to the time when a conventional lock will cease to be a guarantor of security in principle"
XXX: I first read it as a swallow. With emphasis on the first slang.
xxx: Even the subwoofer did not suspect and mentally agreed with the author. But the bearings are no longer...
The rocks do not save, the hanging bridges hack.

Dog owners should clean up for dogs. Mothers, who sometimes urgently have to arrange for children to crawl on the street, are obliged to dig a hole quickly with at least a shoe knife and then bury it at least approximately (and it is desirable to still drop off the side of the pedestrian trails).

For a moment, why shouldn't parents clean up their kids fucking in the bag? I have somewhat figured, whose cockroach will float in front of me - it is not written "the boy Sasha, four years old."

xxx: Why is the mode in which you can do all kinds of dangerous hernia with the operating machine called the ‘safe mode’?

EU summit and new sanctions against Russia

I am embarrassed to ask, and for what reason are new sanctions planned?? to
2: Do you have a reason? Totally engaged.

Why is it?

There in some ordinary high school at different times over the last 30 years, 7 or 8 modern popular fiction writers studied. This is a fact that is difficult to explain rationally.
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They had one teacher of literature, for example.

E-V-S: Here on many dating sites when filling out the questionnaire is asked if you have a car or own housing. I believe that when choosing the value "There", a new field of choice should be opened, which would ask in loan you bought the car or whether you took the apartment in a mortgage +)

and this:
This is:
Sweeteners and beer drinkers should throw their papers and bottles into the urns or eat them with the contents. Do you understand? Everyone has to clean up, regardless of what they are doing. The shit on the streets is not because of somebody. Everything is fine, stop bite.
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Yes, I also heard somewhere in the subway, a grandmother coming from Singapore, enthusiastically telling how clean there, and how we need to punish the pig people. Then I went on another bike walk. So, across the entire shore from the HSS past the Kremlin and beyond, further (kilometers 5) NONE URNA.
When there are urns in rare places, but they are overcrowded for a few days - too, I understand, the pig people are to blame?
And about “eating with content”: you know, dear, let’s better you eat our fantics and bottles, if you’re so smart!
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It’s the pig people’s fault. Fantastics, bottles of yogurt and other fucking stuff I dissolve in my pockets, bags, and throw away at home if there is such a trouble with urns on the road.

Yesterday I ordered a pizza with a girlfriend, called "Vulcano". When they started eating it, it was very sharp, specifically, but after a few minutes the sharpness fell asleep. It was hot like a volcano. They forgot about it, did their business, went to bed later in the evening.
I came to work in the morning, I was wildly sleepy. I ran to the toilet... and then I understood why "Vulcano".

A blonde goes to the store.
I bought your plan! Working hours up to 15 hours!! It’s 12:20 and it doesn’t turn on anymore!? to

News from Miley.
Microsoft buried Internet Explorer
Microsoft Corporation has decided to put an end to the brand Internet Explorer, and with it - and the bad reputation of its browser. This was stated by Microsoft’s chief marketing officer Chris Caposella during the Microsoft Convergence event.

Top commentary
Fuck, how do other browsers now load?

In my practice there was a woman who led the mouse cursor to the edge of the screen and then the mouse itself physically leaned to the edge of the table. I will never forget her confused eyes.

- Should you have joked "no and fuck you did??"Happiness the wind will have to take off!and "

I list ads about the sale of bauchy phones, because my broke, and the touch and in mind is not needed, and here I come across the god of marketing:

In good condition, the entire screen operation process was in the film, if you remove the film no scratch. The only disadvantage of a broken screen"

I live in a suburb, in a private house from my grandmother. I have never been in special contact with my neighbor on the right, but I have known him since I was a preschool student, and he is a first-year student. He works as a taxi driver and every time he meets, he ritually offers a ride, and I also ritually say, “No, thank you.”

On the other day, I broke the crane in the bathroom in the morning, while eliminating the consequences, realized that I was late for the electricity and got in a break. I leave the house and meet my neighbor. Without waiting for the ritual question, I say that yes, take off and how much from me.

I arrived with the wind, but on the face of this man I saw that I broke the system...

You all know, help me!
The closed.
Thirty years ago I read a book, where everything is like in Avatar, only without war and on Jupiter, banal quiet research, a disabled person, living on an artificial satellite, regularly settles in an artificial cocaryamba, which floats around the planet, performs some work.
Eventually, the disabled person gets tired of returning to the degenerated body and he deserts, remaining in the quite comfortable body of the Jupiter monster.
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And the joke:
Count, can you tell if there have been incest cases in your family?
These are very rare cases, you can read them on the fingers of one hand.
And specifically?
and seven.

However, if for you this news - in many organizations a strict dress code. Even jeans are taboo. It was not invented in Russia. It is widely practiced,


It may not have been invented in Russia, but it is hardly breaking the forehead in it.

When my wife was desperate to explain to me at least some meaning of this dress code, she rushed for help to our Western friends (he is a microbiologist, she is a customer manager). They shrugged their foreheads, didn’t really understand what they wanted from them and eventually answered, “Yes, you are what, we are not wild. The students? Yes, we and the professor can easily read a lecture in shorts".

I end up being the whole brutal Ives Rocher: bald, bearded, hundred pounds, in mint jeans and leather – and hurrying to the local fairies to give me the Estee Lauder No. 23 mask.

I think I’ve put something into the world.

and...
Of course I supported. Yves Rocher only sells Yves Rocher products. Estee Lauder is another brand.

to this:
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Find a pink rabbit, in the chest of other pink rabbits, mice, frogs and other animals, in a basket of toys, next to three identical baskets with toys, 3 minutes before leaving the house, under a baby cry. Without leaving behind a mess, he was not late.
That is where magic is. Maybe it is black."
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Educate the child so that he does not get hysterical "I want toys" before leaving the house, and at all at any time. Here is magic. You have some fucking.

Wix: And I remembered the matrix here...) About the blue and red pill... everyone chooses either one or the other... and I would drop both and see what happens...
KV: you will crumble into singularity)