to this:
..."lucky" to sneeze at the moment when the package of eggs was delivered. As a result of the "unlucky sneezing": all the eggs on the floor, clean them no time, hungry you run to work, and in the evening after work in the kitchen on the floor you are waiting for "ovaries": a dozen eggs, a flat layer of dry throughout the perimeter of the kitchen...
— — —
that is, to roast and eat eggs there is a time, and to wipe out a piece of floor until everything has stretched and dried up - is it not time?

xxx: I stopped communicating with them for a long time - at all sessions I was exclusively in the role of a sponsor, tired of being used by everyone
YYY: You know, we in the university company had a guy who was called All Inputs, although he was a terrible boredom, ragged and was forever on the ground - just he always after drunkeness woke up before everyone and started cleaning up, a habit like that, instead of stunned. By the time everyone wakes up, the whole apartment/room in the shelter was shining. You say they use you.

Remember, dear ones: "constantiate" can only Constantine, the rest "constate"...

I ask the little (m): Will you play with me as heroes?
M: Yes, wow of course!
I: But you already know that the world is cruel? Heroes are played only by persons who have eaten manna meat.
M: Well no! Not so much I love them! Not at that price!

As always. I’m young, single and I can play 8v1. Where to write?

If you teach math with a naked girl, it turns out to be a very exciting activity.

If you read The Witch carefully, Jennifer was only ninety-four at the time of her death.