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[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30221
 18.05.2010
It was two years ago when my wife and I hadn’t lived together yet. We look quite specific, and at the same time we barbed naked. Here is. Well, we are walking somewhere in the courtyard, I sat on the bench, and Gaecka lay on my knees with my head. We lie down, the sun shines, we are tired a little... We are silent, we admire each other. The kids run for five or six years. They look at me and, I hear, they whisper: “Oh you, bald uncle, bald uncle... Well, I imagined myself with their eyes, a two-meter shaved fuck, with a huge beard, all with tattoos, penetrated, smiled. She raises her head and looks at the kids.
I have seen how the curiosity in the bottomless children’s eyes is instantly replaced by horror and the collapse of all children’s ideals. There is a wild choral cry: "A-a-a-a-a, damn, damn aunt!!!" and children friendly and reactively do their legs)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30220
 18.05.2010
Casus (01:35:44 18/05/2010)
I have a cool area.

Casus (01:35:48 18/05/2010)
Just tried shoes.

Casus: I went to take babies from the card to sberbank
Casus: entered, removed the map, removed
I’m out, I’m flying.
Casus: in the head
Casus: Reflectively put his hand
Casus: Beata has flown
Casus: two
Casus: Boys small, aged 16-17
Casus: Well, I was wicked and ugly...
Both with broken noses.
Casus: And added theaters
Casus: The Dark
Casus: I got the stupid (!)
Casus: Opened
Casus: The Voice of Levitan in his Best Years
Casus: And I say, “You two fools, fuck, you just attacked the captain of the GRU Special Forces, fools.”
Casus: "Fast home, fucking"

Casus (01:44:21 18/05/2010)
Philosophical education...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30219
 18.05.2010
Discussion of stories with KMP on Yandex:

And my MCH (to the word 2 the highest, his business, education is not bad, his family is good) loudly blows at me with the words " oh what I have you good, really cute?" CMP

The commentary:

So be easier)
It is always a reason for fun.

my so generally likes to walk around the apartment naked and sometimes with the screams of ubububub shake the member and run)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30218
 18.05.2010
She
The MDA. The boss is exporting you)))

He is
You are so literate.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30217
 18.05.2010
Americans want to remove their electronics.
Finally, the crocodile will kick the coconut.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30216
 18.05.2010
Thanks for the new collaboration. The first day filled up the entertainment site!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30215
 18.05.2010
Excellent list of complaints in the store:
It’s hot, even without clothes.! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30214
 18.05.2010
(Describe a person by the letters of his name)
Tamara: The Youngest Best Clear
Talented Aggressive Wise Aggressive Aggressive Aggressive. You have so much aggression.)
Tamara: Jurassic Lazarus Cage

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30213
 18.05.2010
If the tech support worked everywhere like the company...
Well, imagine: you buy a straw, and there the straw of some hose is not twisted. You call tech support, leave a request, you are told "wait for a service pack". Then
Going to the factory, you get a service pack: a screw and two hooks. You put it, that is, you put it. Everyone who buys a kamaz after you will get a bag with it "service pack 1". And whoever is lucky and the hood will be twisted, the body will be proudly decorated with the inscription "with an integrated service pack".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30212
 18.05.2010
Today at a driving class, a nurse asks: "Who knows what clinical death is"
The voice from the back: “I know, I’ve watched all of House’s series!”

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №30211
 18.05.2010
Announcement at the entrance:
No where to go tonight?
Tired of playing in the same clubs?
Buy a garage!!24 square meters (6*4) of unforgettable atmosphere for chill-out parties and outer-paths, with viewing and vegetable underground.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №30210
 18.05.2010
Are you sitting in the monitor?
Go now and make a backpacker! Make a backpacker, fuck!
All you get to - mail bases, file server, site, 1C, hell with the devil.
No standard means - click somewhere hard and copy it. Do not regret time.
A timely backup is the key to success.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30209
 18.05.2010
The xxx:
From the news of the attack on the military unit: "The criminals acted like real professionals-commandos: with one rush they pulled out the cable from the socket and thus destroyed the entire video surveillance system of the military unit.

YYYY :
writer, I have a one-year-old child also commandos - all the ropes from the ropes pulled up

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №30208
 18.05.2010
Exercise with cats. The Pavlov Dog

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30207
 18.05.2010
He wanted his parents to give him a pillow.
XXX: But they gave me a bicycle.
All night he cried his face in the pedal.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30206
 18.05.2010
XHHH: My dreamed dreams are dreaming.
I pass through some gates, and there is an inscription on them:
"Entry into the territory of the Party of Evil strictly on cookies."
I knocked on the pockets – no liver – I went on.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30205
 18.05.2010
She: thanks
He is sorry. As a thank you, you can write a reference on any of the following topics:
Artificial neural networks: features of construction and functioning
Overview of modern digital computing systems
Petry Network
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30204
 18.05.2010
My friend wrote a lecture on the foundations of the law what kind of work, it said there is no point in studying this subject for the reason that the state will smash you anyway, hello a couple of examples (about blue caterpillars, miners and other buggy "UG"), she put him in charge, while working in the organs as an investigator. Fuck, where are we going?! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30203
 18.05.2010
Stan_Marsh (20:54:01 17/05/2010)
I decided her! I thought for three years!

Stan_Marsh (20:54:17 17/05/2010)
I drawn a reducer and it shattered me.

Stan_Marsh (20:54:40 17/05/2010)
Remember the challenge of how to find the volume of a brick by making one measurement?

kamaz (20:55:01 17/05/2010)
and OGA

Stan_Marsh (20:56:40 17/05/2010)
1) Take the ambulance and measure one side
2) search for guests in Google for construction bricks
3) by the results of one measurement, we determine the type of brick, look at the rest of the dimensions, multiply...
4) The amount!

kamaz (20:56:52 17/05/2010)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30202
 18.05.2010
How long do you need to be a fool?
(a) Do not wear a rubber
b) Do not think to push
c) go crazy on a forum dedicated to WoW to ask "Values WHAT TO DO";

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