The question is why people love cats :D
Cats created people for that.

Fuck you on the street.
We have a sand storm O_O
I sit next to the window, I see well.
PSG: Go home now.
I am in a thin cage (
Theme: Oga
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh yeah yes!
WOW : what?? to
I've been without sex for almost 2 months.
XHH: Give off the thin tattoos
You are in Tulip.

From the group classical music humor in contact removed one single song - "O, palm, my wonderful gel". An irreparable loss.

Members asked to call them gentlemen.

Only the crown has to be repaired.
The Lopata.

The Chinese supercomputer Tianjin-2

xxx: Power consumption – 17.8 megawatts (24 megawatts including cooling and air conditioning systems)
YYY: It’s scary to imagine how much his hour of work costs.
ZZZ: 3 shells of rice

My first school love is named Anna.
My ex name is Anna.
The girl I’ve never met is named Anna.
My current girlfriend is named Anya.
I almost changed my girlfriend with Annie today.
Of course they are all different people.
It’s not that I’m prushing for that name or wanting to joke something about combo.
It is just true.

From the contact the song "Aluminum cucumbers" has been removed by the copyright holder. This is alive!!! to

Insulting the feelings of believers.
The fucking. And I am a wicked totalitarian snooker (and crook). I believe in the bright future and the wisdom of Lenin.
If another Orthodox man whispers about the removal of Ilyich from the Mausoleum, I will bring him to court for insulting the holy relics.

Nerkom: Here you laugh that the girls are photographing, what they have prepared and poured into Instagram. I started eating normally.

You are also harmful. What else is in you?
What is there.
A non-trivial way to absorb food.
and the goat (

"xxxx: ideas are, but they will be hit((( I have to come up with what to draw on the badge "the most stable member", here is what to draw there?and "
The lead soldier.

Exd: More and more people get cancer, and all because of poor quality food!
Exd: water all kinds of pesticides and other shit.
The ancient people did not have cancer at all!
Exd: Eat only natural meat and wild fruits, vegetables and berries!
Zero: Oh, and they rarely lived to 30, because their mammoths stumbled.

Who is that red-shaped man with such a shy figure?
Kostyan: on the photo where we are in the club, where we are hugged by the people
Which in the stretching black miniature is such a girl!! to
What if nobody knows her? Long, thick red hair on the belt.
The second to the right in the photo. Sunny red kissed
I am crazy about her face and figure. A good night with her!! to
The man from the Special Forces: This is a knight. She is my wife. You are floating, be prepared.
We did not see Doha, I did not know.
No, I do not claim anything.
I just asked.
Damn, don’t be silent
I understood everything, Sir.
Man from the Special Forces: Late.

If I knew about the Winter Olympics, I would live in Sochi.

My husband works on a computer, drawing. Friday afternoon time. He decided to "bite" at work, sitting alone in his office, reading anecdotes on the Internet. Riding to tears! The director comes. The husband in the last second has the time to "deploy" the drawing on the entire monitor... But the director looks at him: "What's wrong with you, you cry?" Having gathered all the will in the fist, the husband answers with a serious voice: "The monitor is small, the drawing is complicated, the eyes are terribly tired and tear." The result: the husband was released from work an hour earlier, and already on Monday he got a new big monitor!

The Zaporozhye people deliberately disseminate unchecked information defamating the honor and dignity of the Turkish sultan.

Soon, in all families of the country:
XXX: Give me a penny!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What are you! It is illegal!

On the morning of the day, SMS:
I’m baking blinkers, I have a butterfly on my window.
ууу: - And I eat a cocktail, I have 2 gasbiters with a perforator on the window.

Tagged with "Ehe"
The song about the testicles is beautiful, because our mothers will finally guess that the testicles must be two, because one of the most severe complications in boys is the non-permission of the testicle, cryptorchism, which threatens to develop cancer.

My mom, my dad, didn’t see it.

For a year of service in the army, having talked to the most legendary representatives of the military fauna, I realized that all of their stories (or almost all) start with the words: how did I ''bite; how did I bite; and how did I bite; and how did I bite.