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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83076
 18.06.2013
XXX: that is, you insult me by reading artistic literature.

YYY: Beware B-je, I’m simply pointing to the illiteracy, absolutely not decent for an engineer, in whom, as you know, everything must be perfect: and the soul, and the professional knowledge, and the slang, and the thirty-centimeter member.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83075
 18.06.2013
– – – – –
Give a stick to the guy-programmer, he gets an unstoppable look
a dried briket of a strange appearance and begins to drill it with a rod.
It turns out to be his firm.
– – – –

Well, maybe he just knows what is, for example, Puer, and you are only interested in Dilma in bags?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83074
 18.06.2013
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The ice cream makers finally realized that the plumbier and the glasses don’t have to have a cup of waffle!
Well, the cardboard is better! :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83073
 18.06.2013
This is what you say "square". What do you know about them? I have a friend who plays eight hours a day in a sapphire.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83072
 18.06.2013
Irra: Here the Woman was coming, sitting with the children, while I ran to the store. In the Google search line after it remained: "cut the child"
Irra: I didn’t get there right away.
She has been interested in healthy eating lately.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №83071
 18.06.2013
xxx: I come home, in the kitchen note "Son, borst in the pot. My mother" On top, another one: “Son, sorry, rollton in the refrigerator. Tagged with"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83070
 18.06.2013
Mizulina, you are a disgrace for the entire female race. Because of such puzzles as you, all women are scratched under the same scratch, considered imbeciles.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №83069
 18.06.2013
They are now robbed. A familiar couple turned off the hot water on schedule. Well, they survived this period properly - with basements, water heating, etc. In 3 days, the owners come to them for a quarter pay, and at the same time ask how they live? Everything was fine, only the hot water was turned off. Owner: Well, they should have been. But you are not affected, you probably have a boiler... in general, the guys did not have enough spirit to confess...
What they forgot about the boiler, even though they saw it 3 times a day in the bathroom)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83068
 18.06.2013
xxx: The position of "Leader of the Training Software Laboratory" has been reduced to "ZALUPO".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83067
 18.06.2013
Spicy air, warm beer and sweaty women are far beyond 40... in general, corporate.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83066
 18.06.2013
Wife: The weekend is over. What was done in two days? It is right: no shit!
The plan is accomplished!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83065
 18.06.2013
I play in Misao. The task is to stop Misao from beating Yoshino.
The main character finds the salt.I try to use:
GG: No, I’m not so cruel to use salt. I will find another way.
The main character finds a beat:
GG: It is true! Bit will be great!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83064
 18.06.2013
In this room we have trombones.
With the tubes?
With trombies.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83063
 18.06.2013
I watched the movie with an unimportant translation. The main character has just killed the villain.
Title: Rest in Peace
Translator: Pause in pieces

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83062
 18.06.2013
[11:27:32] xxx: when I chose in the innet a multi-wark, in the comments some men
[11:27:46] xxx: say how cool and all that
This is the happiness of men. It was the original, and it was compiled.)
[11:28:52] yyy: even step by step do not need to be fooled)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83061
 18.06.2013
<xxx> on the street of grace )
<yyy> You go to church there fucking. It is :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83060
 18.06.2013
This is:
The cat has a new joke, I don't know what to do.
ZZZ: What is it?
xxx: He has recently fattened a lot of food, then swallowed and again eats it all!
Zzzz: The food is delicious. And he knows that you won’t give it anymore, so he eats twice the delicious food!
XXX: I don’t do that 😉
Zzz: So you’re a stupid man, and he’s a cat.

You are a stupid man, catch the cat’s buttocks and run to the veterinarian! He supposedly has a gastritis starting! And even if it is not, the doctor’s advice is still needed!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №83059
 18.06.2013
xxx: I can’t get to the concerts of Kurt Cobain and Victor Tsoi, they don’t perform anywhere at all! How to compare, I like the recording.

YYY: You will succeed. I’t be in your place at the concert.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83058
 18.06.2013
From Lent.ru
The average Russian official steals much more than the average Chinese official, and is punished much less if punished at all.

The average Russian official steals far more than the average Chinese population.

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