My computer is not on, can you come and fix it?
I am now a married man and I reinstall Windows only to my wife. Look under the table and put the fork in the socket yourself, please.

YYY: Glucose is glucose, sugar is sugar (C12H22O11).

XXX: Thus, alcohol is nothing more than the urine of yeast mushrooms or, scientifically speaking, the feces.

YYY : Aha And oxygen is the pear of wooden friends.

Architect: And what can I leave behind? I wonder what are you going to leave behind?? to
Evgika:At least healthy and sensible offspring
Architect: Eugenie, the frescoes also bustled her. It does not work.
Evgika:Nick please do not crawl=) and do not translate the conversation=)

by Sim-Sim88
I went to the solarium for the first time.

by Sim-Sim88
So are they gay?

From the photo technology discussion forum:

And in general, in the camera, video shooting is just an additional option. Not the main. As in the "Law-Grant" there is an option to transport potatoes from the country (according to the first minister). That doesn’t make her a potato carrier, although it brings her spiritually closer to the carrier.

I don’t catch up with something, why is it that YOU PERSONALLY are a fool (of any gender), you blame “the twenty-first century” and some “modern morals” there?

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Something I’m starting to confuse... "Zamkadyši" on which side of the MCA are they living?

The rule is simple - different from the one who is speaking at the moment "zamkadyši";

My name is Alexander. I am a mobile operator. From birth I do not pronounce the letter "r". How did you fuck me!! I am not a brother, I am not a brother.! to

I would like to be a cat. A cat does not have to be a person. Fuck him. He eats, sleeps and fucking the cat. I have a cat. He sleeps, eats and fucking the cat. This is his agenda for the rest of his life. Sometimes they lay eggs. Sometimes it flies from the fifth floor and doesn’t break. Every cat has such a superpower - to fall from the fifth floor and survive. They are like American mountains. Going from the fifth floor? Fuck it, it is fun.

To this.

I sit with my friends in the kitchen. One of them is pregnant, the other is just coming from work. <...>

There were two crocodiles. One green, the other right.

Talk about the summary.

M@G: Funny summary
M@G: I would have another point to add "there is a 74 level gnom on the offside"...
M@G: Although not... even the child knows that Max Levle 85...
M@G: will think again that "I will not bring the matter to the end"

Penguins are physically incapable of walking backwards.
and Linux. Just forward!

Overseas beer producers are competing who has the coolest beer.
In Russia, beer producers compete who has the coolest bottle.

Q: Which animal do you like the most?
Tagged: wolf
I’ll ask you, who do you like more, a dog or a cat?

Google Video: Why do I have a curved member? Why are all letters straight, straight, and my curve is somewhat wavey? He used to be the same as everyone else, but when he grew up, he became a curve. Especially when it stands, it is clearly visible.

Answer: Try to straighten it... put it under the books for the night.

Looking at the tons of vanilla fools, you realize that the emo was nothing else. At least they tried to die.

I walk down the street, I pick up a long sms for Natashka on the way. In the smsk the sad story, how I went to work, forgot what, forgot what... I think about myself: well, what I could still forget. I stumbled on the cover of my cell phone on the belt, and I was terrified that I had forgotten my cell phone. I already wanted to point out this fact in the css...

Sukkub takes a female face and feeds on male sexual energy.Inkub takes a male face and feeds on female sexual energy. Does this mean that homosexuals are by nature protected from demons?

It is hard to understand what a woman wants. I need to prove to her that it is exactly what she wants.
by Yuri Tatarkin

In the words of a comrade’s wife.
Her husband has long and firmly cheated on buying a banjo. Not Chinese, but authentic. To play the country, I mean. Finally, I bought a cheap one, but made in
The United States. For a month he restored this banjo, something twisted, glued, and finally it sounded, and it sounded very good. The only thing left is to learn to play.
He walked into the grid, pumped different lessons for newcomers, for another month, he joked about something every day, and the same thing, well, like a gamma, taught. I tried.
Finally, my wife asked me to take something off. I really wanted to hear the real country on the real instrument of Yankee.
What happened next, to the pain resembled an episode from the famous film: sitting in pyjamas on the board, unshaken, with the smile of a blessed fool, he played "Apple". Not as virtuous as Ballikov, but still.
He is now studying Murakami.