I would like to be a cat. A cat does not have to be a person. Fuck him. He eats, sleeps and fucking the cat. I have a cat. He sleeps, eats and fucking the cat. This is his agenda for the rest of his life. Sometimes they lay eggs. Sometimes it flies from the fifth floor and doesn’t break. Every cat has such a superpower - to fall from the fifth floor and survive. They are like American mountains. Going from the fifth floor? Fuck it, it is fun.