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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117449
 18.08.2015
The phrase "Yes, he has a landscape and a half on his site" has never been as relevant as on a site doing landwork.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117448
 18.08.2015
Nike has officially confirmed that the shoes from the movie "Back to the Future" will go on sale on October 21.

This model will have an automatic wiring system.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117447
 18.08.2015
A conversation about a very annoying girl from the company:
- So the shit there, apparently, like the doors in Sheremetyevo. They come and they open themselves.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117446
 18.08.2015
Very educational.

Still, by the way, a good example of the breadth of thought in this regard is the Matrix of the Wachowski brothers (or how to correctly name two brothers, one of which is now a sister, definitely needs a special term).

"Siblings" This is called the children of one parent, regardless of the shape of the genitals of the first.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117445
 18.08.2015
The shortest story: I cuddled and went to the labour market.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117444
 18.08.2015
Rosemary is reporting.
The subsidiary Monokrystal has grown a unique crystal of synthetic sapphire.
Weight of 300 kg.

Our nanotechnologies are the largest nanotechnologies in the world!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117443
 18.08.2015
An argonavt separates a penis while looking for food, and that in turn swims on an autopilot and looks for a female! How comfortable and work and immediately relax.or while at work you are prepared for a rest for the evening. What is more interesting is that it lives in the Japanese Sea. So maybe not the Japanese are so perverted, but just a place like that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117442
 18.08.2015
Email by SMS:
He: What was the point of blocking the CC?
That’s not to write to me, logically?
He said, “Are you embarrassed by my writing?”
She: Usually, as a result of your writing, I find myself with you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117441
 18.08.2015
She bought herself cowards, the valuable man glued her husband to the shirt... sad, says the expensive shirt bought )))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117440
 18.08.2015

... a wall of concrete with a height of 3 meters, a length of 20 meters and a weight of 3 tons. How do you get rid of it without any tools and tools?
At its thickness, the wind has long gone...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117439
 18.08.2015
Interesting fact: cats are the only animals that domesticated on their own initiative and live with people on their own terms.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117438
 18.08.2015
Interesting facts :
If you woke up healthy this morning, you are happier than a million people who won’t survive the next week.
If you have food, clothes and clothes, a roof over your head and a bed, you are richer than 75% of the world’s people.
If you are reading this, you are not one of the 2 billion people who can’t read.
Maybe it’s not so bad in your life?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117437
 18.08.2015
How long have children been given coffee? Up to five years is considered harmful, but we were not given six. Cacao was given, hot chocolate was given. Coffee was not given. 1980 to 1985.

The Cyclone Zoo! (In the same years)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117436
 18.08.2015
mmx_166: In an interesting time we live: the screen of the phone 5" is a little, subsistence minimum. Pizza is delivered on quadricopters. The cars drive and park themselves. To buy a powerful multi-core smartphone, it is enough not to smoke for a month. The device in its appearance does not differ from the dashboard (iPad) without a single wire works and gives access to any open information of mankind. Instead, people are really watching for cats and cats on the internet, but still...
The clock that needs to be charged every day, the headphone for the phone in the form of a phone...
I sit, read on the forum, which firmware is best suited to my...
The lighthouse!! Light with one button and it is browsed through the programmer! about the times and the morals)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117435
 18.08.2015
Cats have one property, and I admire them. Cats do not admit guilt, they are not embarrassed. at all! A cat will do a foolish thing - you won't say it about him. The dog turns the lamp and immediately sees who is to blame. Cats are not such, cats do not admit guilt. The cat goes to the next class.
What, what what? I am a cat, I am a cat. Something is broken, ask the dog.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117434
 18.08.2015
Boy and Girl:
Q: Do you have a five-year plan?
D: not
D: I don’t even have plans for tomorrow.
Q: If there are no plans for tomorrow, can we meet?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117433
 18.08.2015
For some people, the worldview and the universe are so small that they fit between their legs.
Joseph of Egypt

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117432
 18.08.2015
At one of Henry Ford’s factories, a brigade of workers received money for resting. It was a service brigade that was responsible for the uninterrupted operation of the conveyor. In other words, the repairers. They were only paid when they were sitting in the rest room. As soon as the red lamp of the breakdown of the assembly line was lit, the counter stopped, charging them money.
First, they always made repairs promptly to return to the rest room faster. Secondly, they made repairs always qualitatively so that they did not have to leave the room soon due to the same malfunction.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117431
 18.08.2015
The Rabbi of Mukachev died and stood before God.
Where are you born? God asked him.
“In Austria-Hungary,” replied Rabbi.
Where did you go to Heather School?
In the Czechoslovakia.
Where did you marry?
In the Hungary.
Where was your firstborn born?
In the Third Reich.
Where were your grandchildren born?
In the USSR.
Where did you die?
In the Ukraine.
“My dear Rabbi,” said God, “you have had to travel a lot in your life.
“No, God,” replied the rabbi. I have not left my hometown all my life.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117430
 18.08.2015
- xxxx, again, how are the naked babies related to the topic of the article?
- yyyy, I think naked girls are appropriate in any context. This is when they are dressed, it is a controversial question: appropriate or not.

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