xxx: Stasia found in Istria my query: "naked pink slopes online without text and registration"
Who was there at my house and was looking for it???? to
YYY: I, but the request is not mine
Zzzz: It was me.
XXX: Fuck...
XXX Why God?? to
zzz: you were so nervous when I explored the cash mosaic
Zzzz: What I decided to leave you in memory

Yyy: I will tell you more - women and watch often =D
yyy: One of my groupmates recognized the groupmate because I already saw his ass somewhere, and I remember where!)))
Yyy: She didn’t remember the face, but here’s the ass great =D

Two thousand years later, people will excavate the “Matrix” discs and the Crusades will begin between:
Orthodoxy recognizes only the first part.
The morphicists believe that morphus will only remove them from the matrix.
- Neosites that will deny the importance of other characters
The most aggressive in any camp will be the wicked who have not understood anything, but they need to offend a neighbor for something.
Most sufferers will be those who will say that this is just a movie.

Players are such gamers)))
I am sitting in the pharmacy, listening to the conversation between the buyer and the seller.
A child of three years. How to take this medicine?
Children from one to three years take one measurement spoon.
One-dimensional spoon... what is it?
And then it came 😉

From comments from Habr:

111 What if?Ozone in Russian translation. Let’s see the adequacy. In Russian, it is three times cheaper than the original.

222: Transportation costs

111: Non-financial expenses How then do the Chinese sell a piped rope for $0.95 and free shipping? Do they also make profits?

ZZZ: There is no revenue. But one day, the boy gets a team from the Center and shouts “Great Mao!” and goes to kill everyone. =) is

by Evgenia Beljakova:

Cats under the window scream very much like pebbles. You close your eyes and you are in the palace of Padishah :)

You will find out about the successor of Yakunin when white smoke goes out of the shelter (Twitter)

Wizzard Rick:
Chota was sad. As part of this disappointment, went to buy pets, according to the old memory. But unfortunately, we have the region to a sufficient extent Buddhist, so we have to bite the drizzle. And so that you can understand all the sense of lightlessness and gracelessness - in our region you can buy a cosher matza with the taste of bacon.
Beyonce and Karl!! to

If a man is an idiot, it will be long.
I sit at work, choking over German verbs. There are guys in the department. One approaches, looks through his shoulder and asks:
Why is this for you?
I will learn German and change my job to one where money is given.
The first fell under the table. Somewhere from the corner:
There "you can give you fantastic" is enough.
Half an hour of brownies. The Unknown (

The St. Petersburg tragedy with elements of crime and action in three parts, is presented by newspaper headlines.

part one.
"On the head of Chizik-Pyžik was put a condom".
"Unknown people stumbled over the chizik-pychik, stopping him from ‘breathing’".

Part of 2.
"Conservative from Chizik-Pyzhik in St. Petersburg will be removed by the city authorities".
"St. Petersburg officials promise to release Chizhik-Pyzhik from the condom".
Chizik-Pyzhik has been suffocating in a condom for 4 days - no one can remove the condom from a little bird.

part three.
"Rescue of the Monument of Chizik-Pyzik from a condom".
"There was a brave man who was not afraid to remove the condom from Chizik-Pyzik".
"Petersburger removed a condom from Chižik-Pyžik, risking his life".
The resident of St. Petersburg independently “saved” Chizhik-Pyzhik from a condom".

What heroic did you do this Monday?

Devaikin: Again a call from the "Center for the Study of Societies. The opinion" The poll is being conducted in connection with the upcoming elections of the mayor of Moscow in September. O_O
kbushminkin: a call from the past?! to
Devaikin: and from the future) should ask a question of verification: what is the exchange rate of the euro.

The first pro-rector of UFU Serostan ("effective manager") conducted the certification of engineers at the physics factory and asked the astrophysicist who is studying the stars: "And who allowed you to work at night?"

From "Shut your sexist mouth up":

I really like the bright colors, so I took the berry color. I approach my mother at the box office where she is waiting for me and listen to her lecture about the fact that it’s a girl’s color and she won’t buy these jeans for me.

Ask a boy and his mother, what color is this - a berry girl?

From the congregation:

By the way, I thought: "manifest" is "a festival of money". Well, as "Octoberfest" and all that...