at night, the naked red cat goes to bed from the edge of the bed, pushing me to my husband.but when the child comes to sleep to us in the middle of the night and lies in the middle of the bed, occupying my pleasant place, the cat is not ceremonial - he lies directly on me.

Comment on the video about the girl on the roof:
Here's what the big sixtures lead to, the girl not knowing what to do under her feet, got up to find out where.

As a child, she was convinced that it was not "the church" that was right, but "the circus". Years go by, it’s getting harder to deny.

Detonator: Danunah, lexus of Ohuenny. from comfort you will end up every time you sit behind the wheel - and the car will wash your cowards yourself.)))
oSpa: This is probably the most accurate description of the lexus.

"Prickin, we were stopped last night by mints in the square, like hooligans and beer drinks. I wanted to take him to the cottage.
and?
- And here, another bean rolls out, out of it come out more mints and with the words "good in our area to shakes" begin to lump the first. We quietly fell under that dude.
Yes the gesture. All the men are now serving in mentorship.

Alma Mad: I had a strange dream about you.
I did something in this dream that I would later regret.
Alma Mad by NED.
Aira Frey: Then tell me.
Alma Mad: You taught my frog to cuddle.
Aira Frey: The Blind
by Fuck
by Fuck.
Prove to
I would have a higher education.
Alma Mad: You showed her some degree, by the way.
Aira Frey: The Blind

Announcement of sale of car
A hundred eats differently: in retiree mode-10l, in normal driving mode 11-12l, in mother mode I forgot the head at home 14-16l"

I am 48 and my son is 24. He has a very pragmatic view of things. I try to insinuate to him that he did something wrong there.

My son, fuck your mother!
Fuck, this is the news.

Australia became the first country in which cigarette packages lost brand color and logos. From December, cigarettes will only be able to be sold in identical packages, which will differ only by horrifying images of the effects of smoking.
YYY: YYY. there is also plastic money.
YYY: I want to go to Australia
YYY: how to buy
YYY: Please give me lung cancer
YYY: or out that lip cancer

Kazan, the lake, we feed the duck. A pillow with chocolate. Ducks suffer, swim for a long time, carrying pillows in front of them in the water: they soak. We started to break them food...Trying to see if the birds were happy.
Suddenly one goes out on the shore, holding something in the cloth. He looks at us. He puts something on the ground, looks at us again and goes back into the water. I think, the pillow, did you get it back? I decided to check - there was a note.
I paid...

I thought for a long time, looking at another omelette, how to tell my wife that I need more carb breakfast... found nothing better than to call it low-octane. I immediately understood what I said (I will prepare rocket fuel tomorrow) I love my wife)

Never marry a woman you can live with. Marry someone without whom you cannot live. Unknown Author

Often a woman without whom it is impossible to live, and a woman with whom it is impossible to live, is the same face.
Unknown cynic

There is a saying that if you want to do something well, do it yourself.
WOW: What happened to her?
He sent his manager for a baton. Well I think I’ll bring Nats or Snickers. It brings a spark! button! I had to send the sausage again.

You have a beautiful body;
She: You’re better, you’ve been going to the gym for six months!
He: Oh, imagine, we go out to the beach, and there girls in swimsuits, the figures are superb, one more beautiful, and all the girls begin to spit on my cubes on the press and muscles... And I tell them, “You are not interested in me, I’m married to the best woman in the world!”
You are not a husband! You are a treasure! The real treasure!
He is Dick!
She: I’m going to dig somewhere before my vacation! ; f
It is = (

I decided to drink a beer at night and take the neighbor’s chips while he’s not there.
I went into the refrigerator and it turned out he drank my beer the next day.

I get on the bus and watch the window. Nearby are a guy with a girl, on the go, just classmates, discussing that each of them would do if they changed bodies.
The guy says:
If you were poor. Every man in this city would know you face to face! I would offer your body to all my friends!
What the girl answers him:
You would be no less poor. I would also offer your body to all your friends (c) whitedm

The next time you hear the word “homophobia” from someone who supports homosexuals, ask them to distinguish between homophobia and legitimate opposition to homosexuality, and you will see that there is no legitimate reason for disapproval for them, and therefore anyone who disagrees with them is a homophobe who needs to shut his mouth. You will make sure that gay activists are not actually victims, but aggressors. They demand tolerance, but they do not show it. They insist on freedom of speech for themselves, but limit it to others. They invent words like “homophobia,” which seem scientific, but have no other purpose than manipulative.”

American lawyer and public figure Scott Lively

Your nose starts to itch when you sit in a hairdresser’s chair and your hands are covered with a shirt.

"Alexey, Alexey, you haven't seen my Harry Potter record, I can't find it for the second week.
Did he transgress to Hogwarts?
In the territory of Hogwarts you cannot transgress, dirty fog!

I went to the theatre. I will be late and fucking.