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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88522
 19.10.2013
Listen, did you know that there are no Negroes in the Lord of the Rings?

Some of the barbaric tribes that lived south and southeast of Mordor had black skin.
If this was not shown in the film, it does not mean that it did not happen at all. Read the literature, that is the truth.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №88521
 19.10.2013
Calling from the morning.

- Hi Victor, my name is <name>, I am a representative of "Fuck-Bank"

Is it...?? to

- <heavy breath in the tube> YOU! Hey to! by BI! The Bank!! to

I invited you to the interview :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №88520
 19.10.2013
During a conversation with students, Lukashenko (Republic of Belarus) also acknowledged that he positively perceives criticism from Washington: "They kick my feet, they throw sticks at me. I go and think we are doing the right thing. If they start to praise you, think, ‘Somewhere you didn’t do that.’

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