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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56609
 19.11.2011
I watch MinaevLive, a release with Zyuganov:

Russian pilots are 10 years old.

Keep it up, cap!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56608
 19.11.2011
I have read the composition of the raw sausage "Dedushkin hotel". Judging by the number and variety of all kinds of "E"- grandfather was a rare fucker.

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56607
 19.11.2011
XHH: I look like a "stupid" design.
I sit home alone. I went to wash my hands. The habit of foolish mleat - first liquid soap on the hands abundantly lick, and only then the fox crane crane.
XHH: It has always worked. I open it, it is dry. The mega-brains of the ZKH disconnected all the water.
xxxh: metal around the apartment, the boiler is empty, there is no aquarium, wash nothing shorter. Nothing to do. He stood up over the bathroom, dropped his cowards and began to write on his palm. I stand with a pleasant lily, palms under the stream of each other, and in the voice I rise with myself.
Is Mom here?
You knew it... :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №56606
 19.11.2011
>> Loss of virginity by rupture of the pleura.

“Who is the wicked one who has persuaded you to do so?” He could have caused you pneumotorax and lung collapse! Even the pleuritis would be caught.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56605
 19.11.2011
(1→∞)&(∞→ 1) the formula of d'Artagnan.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56604
 19.11.2011
in the communion.
Q: Do you have something heavy?
Yes, I will turn it on now.
Give me a nail...

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56603
 19.11.2011
Drivers who do not observe the GDPR and do not pass pedestrians on zebras on green, yes, yes, I appeal to you!

from some time before the transition to the rules of the PDD on the zebra to its green began to sharply put forward a bag with a goose for a couple of kilograms at the bottom.
Three strangers have already taken their heads.
then scratched problems from the DPS for the fact that "trapped a pedestrian" witnesses every time there were many.
Gabbars are not offended. 120 kg in boxing.

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №56602
 19.11.2011
Worse than the Sberbank of Russia only the Post of Russia. And worse than the Post of Russia only the clinics of Russia. And worse than the Russian clinic, there is nothing, I sincerely believe that these are ADA branches on earth...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56601
 19.11.2011
xxx: I dreamed today that I was swallowing in the bath with Chubai...
xxx: I open news in the morning - "At Chelyabinsk came Anatoly Chubays" O_O
WOW: This is only if you dream of zombies, you call right away, okay?? to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56600
 19.11.2011
I no longer train at home, I go to the hall... I knock the press, I go to the room with my brother, I say – hold your legs, I turn to leave and I fall deliciously, because. He took my foot, a fucking coach.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56599
 19.11.2011
Kinney was tired today.
We do homework for the whole family. The child describes an animal without naming it, and the parents guess, then vice versa.
In short, the child: "He has branched horns, he is in a speck, he lives in the woods, he has copts... bla, bla, bla... and there are many on the roads."
And then I was ashamed...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56598
 19.11.2011
Wraithalex: Yes, we can say, only for Friday and work!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56597
 19.11.2011
g: and we have a guy who comes to us in the office, tells all sorts of fairy tales about the cunning and greedy Jews and fries all the nuts))How do you think he is also a Jew?
P: Unambiguously

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