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 19.11.2011
XHH: I look like a "stupid" design.
I sit home alone. I went to wash my hands. The habit of foolish mleat - first liquid soap on the hands abundantly lick, and only then the fox crane crane.
XHH: It has always worked. I open it, it is dry. The mega-brains of the ZKH disconnected all the water.
xxxh: metal around the apartment, the boiler is empty, there is no aquarium, wash nothing shorter. Nothing to do. He stood up over the bathroom, dropped his cowards and began to write on his palm. I stand with a pleasant lily, palms under the stream of each other, and in the voice I rise with myself.
Is Mom here?
You knew it... :(
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