Did you go to the cinema today?
WOW : No. Today I have super-popper plans for a tuss in the company of little-known people
Q: Did you decide to go to Gogol?
WOW: I mean swinger pat, and the turn on the Russian post.
Fix one of the excuses, don’t scare me.
WOW: No
Tagged: fucking
Tagged with: intrigue

Pictures of semi-naked girls on a pick-up, comments:
What is the mantle on the right chest of the girl in the third photo?
Y: This manta is called the nipple.
Z: I was dumb :D

In our list of acquaintances, and here is this especially:

"x: Ananas rings are very convenient, but the hole is small.
y: and you punches try and a hole of norms and additives different, powder there, glaze.."

My height is 160, weighing 92, who wanted a punch?
Ready to shrink and shrink.

My friend admin. I recently opened my business "one for all". Director, accountant and warehouse manager. He writes:

Fuck... if it is "Management of a small company", then what does the interface "Management of a corporation" look like? You know, 1C does not create accounting software, but inquisition algorithms. Because at the first glance at the window of the interface 1C, the eyes are automatically reduced to a bunch so that only the nostrils are visible, the devils run from the soul and the worms from the body. It is fucking. I usually have enough nights to learn software. By the morning I know in which point readme what is written. But that... It probably will require more attention...Michael. A test on the endurance of the nervous and intellectual system. I began to respect the buffs.

On the "Lente" news: The Ministry of Emergency Affairs will appear the anti-corruption department.
One of the first comments: now they also have bribes to carry?

I went to read the quotes... and got to the site of acquaintances and writers...

A: First let’s see what these paddles will answer in the dark street! When the negotiations will lead my friend Beata and his friend sharp knife
A: It is not for you to fight on the grass bags!
B: Then the friend of the sharp knife and his friend Bita.
A: My friends of non-traditional orientation

to this:

Why do I feel like I live in a parallel universe?
They met on the roads five years ago.
The post office delivers all packages correctly.
We were lucky in love once and we are still together.
Neighbors are neither dumb nor alkashi, they do not wake up by a perforator at 8 a.m. on weekends.
The problem is only one - the white cat lines on my favorite black coat (

Fuck, can I touch you? Or ask to sneeze on me - suddenly it will be air droplets ;)))

Great, of course, that search engines are constantly improving, trying to disassemble any abracadabra. But it would be better if people who write, for example: "My child is 3 months old. But sleeping without a pillow, sleeping on a diaper, on any request would be issued only a site with Russian language rules. Suddenly it will help.
My eyes hurt to read this.

If girls look at your fingers, you are a guitarist.

I have to disappoint you. In the hands of guitarists only look at other guitarists, who are mostly guys. And girls almost always look only at the vocalist=/ That’s what I say to you as a guitarist...

We had a pro-rector at the faculty. And he told us that we teach students incorrectly, we need not only to focus on professional skills, but also on general cultural skills, or our graduates after graduation can not even prepare a presentation properly. He would have shown us on the slide what he meant, but he did not launch the presentation.

I searched for a new drive to replace the old one and found this:

The Dignity:
Excellent reading of CD, DVD and DVD-RW discs
The shortcomings:
Loud noise when reading.
The commentary:
The only drive that was able to explode the disk when it was scattered. And turn this disk all within yourself.
I did not have time to check the recording.

He opened the Top Abyss, and there half of the quotes is a wicked correspondence: "on this, on this, on this".
How do you, fools, able to realize their futile ambitions and quench the thirst for pseudo-justice to exhaust any resource.
But, in fact: moderators, rub this slug, save the resource.

X: I have a new user
x: with a very common (well, like Fedor in Russia), Armenian name Aram
X: And it would be nothing, but he has a job
X is ZAM. by Зав. The warehouse complex
X: ARAM ZAM ZAV
X: ARAM ZAM ZAV
X: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!by 11
X: I can’t, throw this song out of your head now.

Pilot: As a child, a non-Russian boy with a Mongolian face lived in a neighboring yard. Later I was told that in the army, being in the guard, I decided to watch the bullet fly out of the shell. I thought he would get his head removed. But I looked. It is interesting!

Klitschko called his party “Udar” because he is a boxer. Don’t let God give the gynecologist the idea to go into politics.

HH: Sometimes when you’re in a traffic jamming. So I want to pronounce the spell "Remove all cars purchased on credit" in order to drive
Looking at the empty road.
Sitting in the ass on the asphalt.

NHS Novosibirsk:
[18.11.13] In Novosibirsk installed snow melting station from Canada
The first snow melting station in the city began to "eat" snow
[18.12.13] Snowboarding station filled with dirt and garbage
Who, fucking, could have thought...

The boss got it! I filed an application for dismissal today. I’ll remove it from Skype tomorrow.
You are so cruel...

From personal correspondence on the dating site:

- Good morning, I have no talent to speak beautifully, so I will say as in the spirit, charming.)
- Hi, my hour at home is 2000 m.Slavia Boulevard. Exit 2 hours 8000
Was that the compliment influenced, or are the stars in a special Orion today?