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The Broken!

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shshifter: 20 %
Sable-Fuzzy: I have 33%
Sable-Fuzzy: You and I are straight like two packs of cream
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A stupid plan!
I know. So you are with me?
and naturally.

I am a programmer. When me
ceased to meet the conditions.
I discussed the prospects of
The Boss. If they were not, then
I found a new one that suited me.
Work, leaving for yourself only the good
The memory.
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You, of course, are good, but imagine you owe the ZP for six months. you fought, demanded, almost begged, because in your pocket a hole and save only friends and casual earnings... in the end found a new job, you come to the boss and say, say, and when you pay off the debt, and he in response to you, what later.
He gathered all his projects, dropped it on the flash, removed its projects from the server and left. Then so later. Two months later, the debt was exchanged for his projects. Because it is nefigured.

The daughter asks:
"Daddy, why are there only adult pigeons on the street and no one?
And suddenly this thought came to me: "They are like our deputies - raise children abroad, and come here to eat and fuck."

Mikhail: “If a doyarku can be called a machine doying operator, can a thief be called a assignment operator?”

Discussion on the auto forum of the reasonability of replacing the belt of grm:
What can happen if the valve is not pressed? I didn’t change 170,000 in the past.
-Winter... full of snow... degrees under 20 frost... urban road... to the nearest village km 50... tractorist drunk...

Are you hot in the winter and sad without snow?
Would you like to go for a tourist trip to Siberia?
On December 31, we promised a minus 37! The tombs are decent.
Replacement of imports.

As long as there is money on peelings.
Vodka and Mandarin
Oleg decided today.
Celebrating a Burning New Year

The chief engineer rubbed the entire brigade. "Do you know that the membership period is one year and a half? Imagine, he has worked for 20 years and has been 30 years old. And if, like me, I’m 40 years old, then I’m 50 years old!" And I’m standing in the next room, listening and quietly red for my factory.

What in the poor is called bullying, in the rich is called wonder.

The female logic
A aunt from work goes through the crops, where they come to get acquainted with one or two brothers.
Then they complain that there are no decent men left.

and :)

A romantic evening. A husband poured a glass of champagne into his wife: “Well, do you feel like you’re barely?”

I am sure that there are NO idiots in the Government of the Russian Federation and there are sure measures to be taken.
Something will happen in the New Year...
Not a ballet.

-= with the departure of the aithishnik everything should continue to function unlimitedly long, ideally until the physical failure of the equipment.
I am like admin.

Thus e. The possibility of software failures you do not consider, "challengeful handles" users too, DDOS attacks and other effects from the outside again...
Fuck you admin. Or is it again the hr sheep with a mouth foam protecting a colleague, pretending to be an айтишником? )))

XXX: and to me again came from the sect of witnesses of the Great Pension. Put your savings in our black hole and get unprecedented wealth! I say to them, “Girls, considering the increase in retirement age, I am at least 35 years old before retirement. Thirty-five years ago there was the Soviet Union, thirty-five years before that there was the Second World War, and thirty-five years before that there was the Russian Empire. I’m sorry, but I don’t see any prospects in your fund.” We did not have a conversation...

We have a teacher in the universe, his name is Baran. He has such a fine. When he comes to a lecture for the first time, his first words: "I am Aries" and whoever begins to laugh after that, is his enemy for a lifetime and not counted to him to see as his ears. So he sees our first course, he enters and says, "I'm a Beran," the whole audience is sitting quietly, because. Everyone is already heard and only one guy begins to roast wildly. The lecturer approaches, wears the glasses and so strictly: “Family?” He stands up and says very seriously, “The Goat.” What to say, we found each other. Prepod was humorous, the student had no problems with submitting the subject.

In my childhood camp life happened to me one story. I was 13. Imagine the most ordinary children’s camp. Accommodation in a room for 5 people. They gathered six (this is important) girls, joked, joked, and decided to bow over the boys. They painted all the lips brighter with a red mask, which also left untransmitted red and difficult traces, and sent the boys for the night in their cheeks to kiss. The eleven-hour reboot has already ringed and the lights in all children's living spaces have been turned off, so we shouldn't burn stupidly. We enter the room, all such affectionate, we say, "I wanted to wish you, boys, a peaceful night, here and came to knock you before going to bed." The boys roasted, the cheeks folded, we kissed.



And here... Steps in the corridor... Well, the chief comes...Hana to us. From the "great mind and cleverness" all friendly and unconsciously do the same thing.



Hears a terrible crack, the door opens, the light turns on, the leader enters... And he sees the picture with oil: boys with girls in pairs in beds under blankets, boys all kissed, and one has two girls and a broken bed...

He believed that the phrase "for the harmfulness of milk to give" meant:
Harmful uncles and aunts at work were given fatty, disgusting milk with the smell of a cow. I realized the true meaning of the phrase only now.
Danish 25 years. Combination of idiots.

I will not be surprised,
Years later, and a dozen episodes later.
The next part of Star Wars will begin with the text:
For many generations in a row, the Galaxy has been breaking up the mess behind the Skywalker family.

xxx is. I will suffer under the posthardrock!
YYYYY Fu, how weak you suffer.
Here is a domestic chanson, and a little bit of pops and a drop of domestic hip-hop and it is already like suffering.
xxx is. It is not suffering, it is booohol.