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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №151464
 19.12.2018
The challenge. She fell out of the window, her body lay on the asphalt. We arrive: there is no body, but there is a bloody path to the entrance. We enter the entrance, we climb to the fifth floor on a bloody track and see the door, all in the bloody traces of the palms. Then we hear the screams behind the door, the noise, we try to get into the apartment – they do not open. They called the police and explained the situation. We came, started breaking and we see this picture: a girl and a guy standing with a broken wound on their shoulders. He said, “We have a family dispute. Do not interfere! Then they explained that they fought, the girl struck the guy with a knife, he lost consciousness, and she thought she had killed him. Then she fell from the fifth floor, but only got scratches. The guy at this time woke up, saw that she lay on the asphalt, thought she was dead, and ran to her, leaving a bloody mark behind.

Romeo and Juliet are still alive.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №151463
 19.12.2018
I go in the evening after work to a stop, see, the route I need, stands with the doors closed and the alarm. I run to her, and a woman sits in the front seat and looks at me. I say to her, “Madame, tell the driver to open the door!” she turns around and says to him, and then, in general, whispers, breaks down and leaves, and the last thing I see is a woman with the face “well...”.

Well, it's okay, at the same moment another comes, and I sit there, and the driver chases so that I barely started praying! Shortly we come, no, we fly to my stop I go out and continue to stand on her waiting for my wife. And here comes the very first road, and the woman turns her head, and here I stand again!

She has a whole spectrum of emotions on her face from realizing that this face she’s already seen somewhere, to wtf!!! I saw it 10 minutes ago and 8 km before it!)) I don’t know what she thought, but it was rough!)

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №151462
 19.12.2018
Porca has historically been the most effective means of bringing information to a person who does not understand words, and the easiest way of turning him into a reasonable person. The power, by prohibiting the slaughter of idiots who in principle do not understand words, naturally cultivates and multiplies the fools of all sorts, who will one day destroy this power.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №151461
 19.12.2018
In Israel, large families meet almost at every step. This is a scene I watched on the bus. In the city route falls such a mommy - young, by the way, and with her - an orava person at 6 years of age from six months to 10 years. They jump into the bus with a cheerful cheek, begin to sit on the seats... The driver of the bus, of course, patiently waits and does not touch from the spot until everyone comes down, to the dissatisfaction of some passengers. One aunt so innocently turns to the side of her mom, say, than to pull them all, so half could leave at home. To which Mommy so disarmedly smiles and shyly answers: - And I did so... The passengers whisper, the aunt who cried, too. I probably expected to hear any response, but such a...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151460
 19.12.2018
If the law on fake news is adopted, only sports and weather will remain on the central channels. As for the weather, I was probably overwhelmed.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151459
 19.12.2018
The cashier pierces the goods, taking the Budweiser bottle into his hands, asks the buyer:

No alcohol, do you know?

- Oh, Emma, I will change, I did not pay attention (banks are really similar and very easy to confuse).

Running, exchanging, pleased goes with words of thanks, which the seller answers:

- Yes, not for what, recently, a man got ten bottles, the next day came to say you have a bad beer, I drink and I don't have one eye.

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