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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43405
 19.02.2011
Smoking girls (D) after a long flight take a taxi driver (T) and see the sticker that you can smoke
D – (from the heart of choir and loud) Ura! A smoking taxi!! to
T is URA! The smoking passengers.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43404
 19.02.2011
The pair somehow got off. We sleep peacefully, he talks about affects. He gives an example:
"Now you go on a date... and there your boyfriend kisses another guy."
Everybody is awake.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43403
 19.02.2011
Practice was today. And we mean we sit, next to the screw, next to the office, antivirus, etc. The telecast broadcasts. Echo of Manasa channel, the movie goes
Open text in the film:
"You are fucked up!
You went to the fucker, you went to the fucker!
The Prep:
How can these things be shown on TV?
The old man:
Well, they’ve already swallowed...
I am :
A fucking shame.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43402
 19.02.2011
With VIO:

And if when you sneeze and shut your mouth, can you break the drum membrane?
The answer:
The main thing is not to be embarrassed...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43401
 19.02.2011
News on Rambler: In Australia, the city was named "Speed Kills".
First comment: "Speed Kills" - is this not the name of the national anthem of Estonia?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №43400
 19.02.2011
I am a humble man, so I hide the press with cubes under the fat.

[ + 96 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43399
 19.02.2011
She has earned herself many problems because of her love for speed.
And again, the GIBD patrol stops me:

I (I try to pretend confused): So I have never been stopped.

Inspector: How did you do it before? Shooting on the wheels?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43398
 19.02.2011
The certificate for the pool can be taken at the office of the corporate doctor. Or the designers.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43397
 19.02.2011
Manny: A DJ is required for a permanent job in the drug department! Urgently!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43396
 19.02.2011
The co-worker says to the co-worker: don’t try to put me in an uncomfortable position!!! I will put my chest on the table and you will sit down and struggle.! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43395
 19.02.2011
Ask me your questions on Google!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43394
 19.02.2011
The Ministry of Defense has decided to deprive the car of Nikita Mikhalkov of special signals, in particular, a flashlight (flashlight), reports "Interfax" with reference to its own sources in the ministry.

How is he now?

Tagged: red boat

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43393
 19.02.2011
Headbuck says now: Oh, so many things today, so many things today!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43392
 19.02.2011
It is worth one day [the people] to lose interest in public life, as we all, Congress and Assembly, judges and governors, turn into wolves. It seems to be a general law of nature, despite some exceptions. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), 3rd President of the United States

If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation the banks and corporations that will grow around them will deprive the people of all property until the children wake up homeless on the continent conquered by their fathers. Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), 3rd President of the United States

[Corruption in the highest levels of power will lead to the fact that] “all wealth is concentrated in several hands and the republic is destroyed.” – Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), sixteenth President of the United States (1861-65)

When robbery becomes a way of life for a group of people living together in a society, over time they create for themselves a legal system that empowers robbery and a moral code that glorifies it. – Frederick Bastia (1801-1850), French economist

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43391
 19.02.2011
Every black must have five white things: nails, teeth, eyes, palms, and the owner.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43390
 19.02.2011
Today we go with friends on the street and see the painting with oil: in the city of the ice, people barely walk, try not to fall, and here passes by a cyclist, not one on the bike, and on the trunk he has another person. And by this glimpse, they shout "the fools are driving" and go somewhere far away...Two fools are power.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43389
 19.02.2011
I work in a construction brigade.We do almost everything.Today in the bank the walls were struck - noise, thunder - all day. Behind the wall of a certain store, they rent a room from the bank, and therefore enjoy the whole day of the grief we produce. At lunch we stop to eat. We sit immediately at the door to the neighboring room (it is securely closed) and we hear behind the door a quiet:
You don’t go there, the money goes to the other side.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №43388
 19.02.2011
Alien: I went home with a friend, frozen - the tooth on the tooth does not fall.We approach the entrance, we call the home phone (there is no button), but nobody answers. At home, by the idea, my boyfriend is probably sleeping. I can’t stand it, I start throwing, say, Lechka, rabbit, well open... Here from somewhere behind the hand, clicks a button, the door opens. The man. I am happy, pointing to the key: Oh, do you have a tick?!!! And he to me, sadly this: I have a tick, but you have a Lecha... long rotting, it was a neighbor on the staircase cage))

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43387
 19.02.2011
From Twitter
@mortalezz: I'll make a tattoo - cover Helvetica with Arial font. The first girl who notices the discrepancy I marry!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43386
 19.02.2011
I went out to smoke.Behind the fence - the garages.I run and listen to the sound of the bus.Next - the exhausting female scream-"Well, I went here, fuck!and "

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