Upon the next confrontation between Ukrainians and Russians, on the theme of historical roots and succession, in particular the Crimean land, he met this in comments:

lolololo28: HAHAHAHA Russia was Kiev. Kyiv Rus, not Moscow Rus Kyiv Rus Kyiv Rus Kyiv Rus Kyiv Rus
This hole is broken, bring a new one!

The inscription in the aircraft carrier’s gallion: “Whoever did not sit is a loch.”

xy1 :
Tell me a song
Something like "eachan givi"

by xy2:
New York - "Hands up"
But not "your heart give me", but "your heart give me".

S. MI honestly don’t understand why EVERYTHING should be watching on the screen, and even voluntarily.
Sergey: Some of my acquaintances explain this by the fact that the vision is bad, the difference is still not visible)))

Under common sense, each person has his own meaning. V. Keychevsky

Advertising in the contact group:
Has anyone found the keys with the opening barrel? Now not only can I not open the apartment, but also beer.

I finally bought the plates. Now I can eat a rollon not from a bowl. Just like a real man!

There are two problems in Russia: managers and infrastructure.

The new chief is a former military. A person in general is very stupid, but to get used to the absence of a civil charter, which would regulate every joke, can not. We had a mini-war of worlds.

Each employee has two folders on the desk - one for reference information (telephone numbers, lists of employees responsible for this, etc.).Another for documents on current tasks (contracts, plans, etc.). Here he suddenly insisted that the folder with reference information should be red, and with documents - green. Whoever is wrong, is working wrong. I work most incorrectly because I have one blue folder, the other violet. No, the result of the work he likes, but I’m working wrong, because the folders must be one red, the other green. We agreed before that if we find such an instruction in any instructions, I will change the folders.

Comrade Colonel spent half a day in the official instructions, nothing like that there, of course, found. He this literally:

Okay, you can do what you want. But you’re still doing the wrong thing, even if it’s good.

Six years ago I came to our library and, clapping my eyelids, said to the local resident “I need Ada Nabokova.” I was strangely looked at and said "We have no such author".

Waste on the streets:
Citizens, I don’t understand – do you live in your city or do you occupy it? Do you like to watch the rubbish and rotten paper in your yard? Isn’t it your dogs running through the glass from broken bottles? Isn’t it that you’re crawling in the shit from the neighbor’s dog (of course, your dog isn’t like that, she’s full of violets!)? If it is your entrance, your yard, your city, what interest do you waste in it?
Here is such a piece of rhetorical questions I once handed out to my older sister, discussing the fairness of the proverb “the spring will show who where the shit.” She looked at me with the eyes of a wise adult woman and replied, “I was in the houses of such people. There’s more crap than on the street. If a man is born of cattle and grew up among cattle, he will no longer be a man.
So, dear fellow citizens, if we want cleanliness, we will clean "for ourselves and for that guy". Welcome to the shit life.
P.S On the way from work, half-empty urns stand through every fifty steps. The edge is uniformly filled with bulls, bags of chips and so on. Skotina doesn’t think about cleanliness, she thinks only about herself.

A long dispute.

XX: Any idea can be destroyed by implementation.
YYY: The idea of sending out natural needs is difficult to dispel by implementation.
Zzz: Tell this to the pigeon who spit on your head.

The best dress code in Yandex, if you didn’t know. It is formulated as follows: "You must come to work dressed".

Ohhhhhh I brought my cat to the veterinarian yesterday. While he was sealed and tailored there, we studied books from the doctor on the shelf. Among a set of books such as "Mastiffs", "Anatomy of cats", "Treatment of constipation in rodents", was noted the book "Anastasia Volochkova. The Life of a Ballerina"
We suspected it for a long time, but...

We cannot go to bed on time. I agreed with my husband, set up an alarm to know when to prepare for sleep. In the evening, the alarm clock works.
What about the alarm? Time to sleep?
I: Ugo, get up and go to bed.

That’s foolish, forgive me, lords...Who said that the former model is a young girl? The former model and 30 years can be, and 40. And why not work as a lecturer, if she had a profile education with a chimbiofak? The models work from 13 years and up to 25-27, and then another job needs to be sought.

The real story. Listening to the tram:
Two women in the 60s are talking. From the conversation it is clear that both of the clinics go, as the whole conversation is built around diagnoses, tests, prescriptions. And here one lady complains: "I had some days in my bag, or a bag full of all kinds of papers: cheques, tickets. I gathered it all in the fortress. And you can imagine the recipe was thrown out! Go out to the street for a recipe. Oh, let me tell you what kind of people are pigs! What not to throw under the window! I barely found my recipe in the garbage.”

Try working at the factory.
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In fact, they are obliged to walk. And not by dressing, but by a much tougher security technique.

ectd: generally, the neighbors below do major repairs
ectd: it looks like they’re striking right on their feet
ectd: now I understand the meaning of the phrase "threaten to repair"

There are no miracles. Planned economy and market economy are extremely poorly combined.
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The Chinese look at you with some confusion.