Communicating with friends strengthens the heart, but plants the liver and kidneys.

There is a word in Finnish kalsarik.

“Ida Kazimirovna, you are an intelligent woman and you hit our senior scientist with a whip, what kind of self-defense is it?
It didn’t happen, you know, a veil in your hand.

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I understand what your trouble is, gentlemen: you’re too serious. Serious facial expression is not yet a sign of the mind. All the nonsense on earth is done with this expression of the face... Smile, gentlemen... Smile.

"The same Munchausen" is a Soviet art television film from 1979, filmed at the Mosfilm studio on the order of the Central Television of the USSR. The script of Gregory Gorin was created on distant motives (!!!) The works of Rudolf Erich Raspe.
Author: Gregory Gorin

In the first class of universe I did controls on the disc, in the third - on the disc, in the fifth - on the flash drive. And only the flash is not outdated yet - I use it for the tenth year, now for work.
I saw the perfocards and held them in my hands.

Serena, 35 years old

When I was in school, my grandmother – at the time a Russian language teacher – after every trip to another city forced me to write a miniature about the past excursion. I never thought it would be called blogging in 15 years.

Dear Lady Anna.

...I changed a little "the shape" of your photo.

With the help of Photoshop, I combined two of your photos and added my own. But considering different perspectives, you will immediately pay attention to the different slopes of houses and so on. I did not correct it, knowing that you have a master’s hand.

Please make the following changes.
1, take the car to the left, the yellow bus and wire to the sky.
Add clouds and winter color.
Add the roof to the red school on the right.
4, leave the green tree, which can be seen from the yard of the house 174. There is snow everywhere and it seems winter.
5, put the date April 18, 2016 This is my dad’s birthday.

If you are not bothered and you are working with sketches, then send me or my mom, before the final option.

Thank you very much and free creativity!

With respect, Julia

Listening to Odessa:
We have crushed our Crimea.
What has changed? Do you have your own business there? The Property? The Pension? The hotel? The Azure Coast? Can you go on vacation?
So, it would be better to get out of Kiev. Crimea would remain ours.

Help the future calvinist. Often the fishermen have to spend the night in the car, in connection with which the question: 1.Who is arranged? 2.The back of the front seats are folded together with the rear seat?
AHT: Much depends on the length of the members. But the presence of a car allows you to take a tent, bedroom and carpet with you without problems. Everything is more comfortable.
Alex: AHT, and what does the length of the member affect, so as not to touch a neighbor or a neighbor???and :)
AHT: I don’t know what the neighbor has there, but I meant the legs.

I wanted to change the windows. Waiting for freezers. They call back, they say that near my house now the car is parked and will come. I sit and wait. Fifteen minutes pass, I call and ask when they finally come. At the end of the line: Who are you? Your client, I say, I wait for the measures to come. After a tense silence, the freezer says: - And now, who have we measured?

In the Garden of Alexandria, a young couple, looking at Пржевальского's bust, discussed who she was seeing.
Look at, look at! The pursuit of him! He is a general!
What is next to him?
This is a camel! Then it is clear! They are severe!

here here :

Now all Alicia, Snowmen, Vitaly and Dominica. Not all, but half.

On the other hand, the whole of Evdokia, Ulyana, Martha and Angelina. They can then hostile clans of names or fight to walk the wall on the wall.

and swallow. If you get married, go to the left. Honors and responsibilities for actions - no, like teenagers with a lack of courage. If you are completely unable, then divorce and then engage with anyone. Stay foolish, but at least keep your face.

>>> yyy: The freebsd administrator’s manual, compared to the oracle documentation, is an outstanding, mother of it, monument of verbality. Written easily, fascinating, and very emotional.

As a student, I learned microcontroller. The first was PIC. I felt the documentation was incomprehensible. The second was AVR. The PIC's manuals seemed to be masterpieces of documentation.

It was the third time I went to STM. And then I thought that in vain I was chasing on AVR's...

It seems necessary to supplement the concept of extremist activity (extremism) contained in the Federal Law "On Countering Extremist Activities" with such a manifestation as the denial of the results of the referendum.Chairman of the Investigative Committee Alexander Bastirkin.

Man, what are you sitting for?
for the rape. And you?
He denied electricity in Yalta.
Is this how the earth carries you?

This is a funny thing, but it’s time to change it.

We drive the car, in front of the indicator with big letters "NEW LIFE". Well, we think we’re going in now, and AAAAM!!! And there is a cemetery... Although from a religious and philosophical point of view they are right.

Lisa: Today I had a girlfriend from Altistic. I told her. Before I had a mattress, I slept on the couch. And she answered me absolutely indiscriminately that while she had no couch, she slept in a container blanket.

Musicians are like that. I have a bassist friend, so to say, spent the night, made a child with his wife in a coat from a bassist.

Fuck, this is a universal thing!
What else does she know?? to

You can still swim on it.

Lisa: in the hood? Or in a counterbase?

Alexander: In the coffin on the counterbase

One day my girlfriend asked me, “How many girls did you have before me?”

What my brain said, “Well, more than you have!”

We laughed and it was the only time I was able to turn it out.

I was called today and invited to an interview in one of the offices, there was a very interesting dialogue with an aunt from the personnel department (OK):

Are you an optimist?

I: Why are you asking?

OK: How do you deal with life’s difficulties?

I – that is. Do you want to say your salary is delayed?

Okay... yes...

Income of 20114. You can’t handle the washing machine? No, seriously, you really do not understand how to put the underwear in the car, where to put the powder and which two or three buttons to press? Do you ask my mom to show you?? to

The Pizzeria.