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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140664
 19.04.2017
Discussions of the new film of Shakhnazarov "Anna Karenina".
The Witch:
- They said that the director did not strictly film the novel, there was added another story.
The testimony is dark:
and mu.
The wife picked up:
At the end of the film, Gerasim drops Karenina in a pond, so as not to spend on shooting the steam car.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №140663
 19.04.2017
The 1C
HeKrendel: The big four stakes on 1s nick in the 12th year on the MSF were about 8k thousand per hour
Novikov: And what is interesting: they can provide advisory services in general on any topic. They have no limitations – the main thing is to invite them. I am especially pleased to see how they turn out, if they have no experience in the subject at all - they start to conduct interviews. Thus e. You tell them for your money, and not small, as everything is arranged. They all record and leave. They disappear somewhere for a while, roam in their bases around the world - what they have. It would be good if there was something true. If there is nothing there - the resalt will be just he..nothing on lean oil. This is very convenient for an employed manager. He is not in any case to blame - if it goes well, then he writes to himself in plus. If they don’t succeed, they’ll say, it’s not me, it’s them. You are as clean. There is an opinion that they are invited for this – to remove any responsibility for the end result.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140662
 19.04.2017
EvLaUy> I don’t understand anything. Why did this topic suddenly appear? Is there information that after the year, the TS still passes cases and is waiting for advice?

This is the style of the membrane Yuri Obusikov - the last time he gave advice on the topic 13 years later, now - a year later. The dynamics inspire hope :)

Dmitry V. Liseev> Man for 13 years thought about fasting. well well. Nowadays, many people go online without thinking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140661
 19.04.2017
[21:12] xxx: I look at your stelaris
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[0:06] xxx: Ambassadors how to make a transport ship
2:29 xxx: the fuck is too long
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have to take that shit.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140660
 19.04.2017
XX: I’m wondering if I can’t take the helmet of ritual reality.
Did you mean virtual?
XXX is wanted. But now it seems more meaningful.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140659
 19.04.2017
About my work in the city administration:

The chief is higher, which receives a thousand pounds of 150 pounds. Preparing a meeting. Schemes, photos and detailed text. You need to remove a person’s tooth. Photo of a person, photo of a tooth. We will open his mouth (the scheme), insert an anesthetic (the painting), shake his tooth and pull out. The command remains only to say "Yes, so do". But it is not always so. Sometimes it happens: “Here are citizens asking for teeth to be removed through the ass so that the cancer patient goes ahead.” And you are looking for a clinic where there are dentists-proctologists and will take for 100 rubles (because the budget is cheap tooth removal through the mouth) to remove the tooth through the ass. And to argue with the boss can not, even arguably, he better know how to remove teeth. And when the patient after the procedure writes a complaint about pain in the ass, it is the fault of the performer, that is, me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140658
 19.04.2017
A friend went to work in another company.
He wrote on Skype on the first day:
"The money is there.
I got 3!! Pins and Stickers :)
It is completely new!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140657
 19.04.2017
I have eaten fish.
Good appetite to you and happy way to the fish.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140656
 19.04.2017
From a conversation about one "free"mmorpg with a friend:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh These things from the store for the amount that I can eat well for 2 weeks, I buy not forever for my character, but only for a month?
YYY: In general, yes, in many Chinese grinds so, and what’s unusual about this?
xxx: well, if the developer takes his things back at the end of the month, then let him give back my money that I gave for those things: I looked at his things on his character, he looked at my money on his account, now you can change back. That would be fair.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140655
 19.04.2017
Yesterday was DTP.
XXX: The Front
XXX: Two trains
XXX: I have everything

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140654
 19.04.2017
1: In general, I think, since this is a children’s institution, it could be done to protect children at the exit. My son went out and no one noticed him.
How do you imagine this protection? Invisible rays at 120 cm. If someone goes down, is there an alarm? What if the dwarf gets pregnant?
1: Eem... I meant a two-sided button, like the usual in dentistry. But, of course, a laser grid that tears dwarfs into pieces is much more effective.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140653
 19.04.2017
A few days ago, I washed coloured clothes with white and got an interesting result. A girl beat me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140652
 19.04.2017
The Father:

Many mothers are happy. They lead children, almost from birth, to developers, swimming pools, logopedists. As a man who graduated from school in 92 with a medal, a university in 97 with a red diploma, who passed Abkhazia, Chechnya, who read so many books that so many of them were written, the father of a three-year-old child, not a spock and not a nicitin, and who has not achieved such prosperity as Vasya, a neighbor who is dumb, I will tell you that, I believe, the child will need in the future life. English, fighting - from 5 to 12, Thai boxing from 13 to 18, minimum gun shooting skills, and not being a fool.

That is right. Well, why developers, logopedists... Only, IMHO, here and English is superfluous - with such skills of fighting and boxing who will risk not to understand you, even if you are not logical and do not speak half the letters of the alphabet, or speak in an unfamiliar language.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140651
 19.04.2017
The male cat is a cat. The male horse is a horse.
Nails grow on the feet. Hand in hand. On the legs are leaves. When are the nails.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140650
 19.04.2017
Liya: Some acquaintances from the Krasnodar region asked how it was in the summer in Murmansk, did not know how to explain. In the end, she said that we have a summer coat and a summer hat.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140649
 19.04.2017
I go to the store with my wife.
xxx: meet a slightly buoyed guy, asks for a cigarette
XXX: I give, and he replies: thank you! What a beautiful girlfriend! God give you more!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140648
 19.04.2017
<Natalia>Well, the journalists, well curved: "The next film of Anna Karenina excites the viewer with its unbeatable".
<Constantin>nu good though not "unpredictability of the plot"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140647
 19.04.2017
My wife is looking at a property in Amsterdam.
The site is naturally in Dutch, she translated it into Russian in the browser.
He reads:
External memory device. This is what?
– Hey... Apparently a backup, a warehouse, something like... storage type.
- Oh yeah.. "Heating: heating pad"?
...??? to
- "Hot water: a geyser"
Do you look at the walls? 😉

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140646
 19.04.2017
In trolling, the funniest thing is when after a while you go somewhere, and there they defend your point of view.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140645
 19.04.2017
We have a full family.
We are sinners to complain.
You, Me, Son and Monk at Level 70 Season 10

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