After reading the title of the news on "Lente", I immediately realized that this is the purest truth. The title read: “The unemployed man cultivated hemp for the study of photosynthesis.”

This is straight! ) The night. I stood and smoked in the window. My house is next to the road, and right in front of me, a smoker rushes out of the window and rapes a neighbor.
A small fur passes by, and a pretty large packed box falls out of it right in the middle of the road)) Luckily. A second break - I and the messy neighbor rush into the middle of the road. I turned out to be more proficient and hid behind the calice, capturing the prey. The annoyed neighbor:
Oh shit, you have to get rid of it all!!! to
At home solemnly, as a gift, I open the box - the hideous mountain of toilet paper!!!!))))))
I guess the neighbor! 😉

C is diary.
There is a discussion of the question: "What happens if we change space and time by places?"

One commentary pleased me:

" Walk in time. To be able to run until tomorrow, before Asia comes)"

Grazor: Mom told the story
by AlonZo: Valia
Grazor: When she was a little girl, her company, where she now works, invented a gas machine. The machine determined who was in front of him - a man or a woman, and, accordingly, poured a gasoline of red or yellow. He was standing on VDNC, GREAT queues were gathering, the machine was making a profit, but no one could understand how it worked.
AlonZo: I am afraid to think
Grazor: And everything turned out to be very simple: at the time women wore only shirts, not pants, not jeans. He photographed his legs below his knees and determined whether a man was in his pants or not.
AlonZo: It is genius :D

Poor is not the one who has little money but the one who has little money.
(Author of the Orthodox)

cooperation with India on the supply of weapons, including
Shipping is on a long-term basis. At the beginning
90s, for our shipbuilders left without funding, order
From the Hindus to the completion of the newest frigate, was just a salvation.
Laid under the USSR and intended for the Northern Fleet, the ship
I was prepared for 80 percent. But he did not intend to build it, but
I was going to write in metal. So much cheaper. Wherever you come from,
there were dumb people with bedbugs on their heads and with the desire to buy it,
Even for dollars. Naturally, we were delighted to the point.
Rapidly completed, filled with the latest weapons, conducted the march
One order is one order, but one order is one order. Wanted continuation
The banquet. If so, the customer should like it. Then decided
not only to make an official transfer of the ship to the Indian side, but
Make a costume show. Artist hired for the role of Peter 1, dressed
A bunch of people in the shape of three hundred years ago, a rifle was twisted to the frigate
At the same time, they organized a grand theatrical battle. All were
We were happy and said goodbye in a brotherly way.
After a while, the frigate came to his new homeland. reviewed
The latest equipment, purchased for hundreds of millions, came to the port himself.
Minister of Defense. Under the screenshot of the camera, he boldly ran down the staircase. and
There was a moment that didn’t get into the film chronicle. The Minister's feet
He came down and began to descend to the deck. The first thing that
he saw on a super modern combat ship, there was a bronze gun
Three hundred years ago, shooting with the nuclei.
The misunderstanding was soon clarified in our further cooperation with
India was not affected.

When there’s something to do anyway, Americans
The Russians say “do or die” and the Russians say “do or die”.
Thus, even death is not a respectable cause for the Russians.

Lightning is a flash from a large camera that Google uses to photograph the Earth.

Hears my heart that soon the Farmer will beat the Ambulance...

[05.06.2009 12:53:50]
I wanted to smoke and the cigarettes ended. I looked at the neighbor and found two. I stand smoking. And I still have a cold hard, but I still feel a strange taste... anasha it was. Six minutes passed. What to do? I have a cursor protection in 20 minutes!! to
[05.06.2009 12:54:25] ))))) go to throw!
[05.06.2009 12:54:59] It is not funny to fuck! And the pizza! It is funny :D

Sergun: Yes, I don’t understand why my girlfriend left me, what was she missing? I am beautiful, smart, pumped, and the size is not delimited, in sex is just a monster.
Djallex: Is that your girlfriend? You and porn do not need, you in the mirror on yourself beautiful can masturbate to infinity.

Nothing looks so funny and ambiguous as the Georgian tape on German and Japanese cars.
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In Riga on 9 May saw a lot of cars of the BMW and Mercedes brand with the hope of "On Berlin" and Russian flags.

He: Girls split up... I will soon go to harvest...
The harvest of sexually transmitted diseases?

X: Did I miss something?
Stage of evolution.

There is no humor:
It is...
In fact, it contains nothing at all.
Anyone else can write shit here, but I can’t.