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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83124
 19.06.2013
X: Did you say anything about what you added me?
YYY: Well, they said, nachu babba on the ship
XXX: I hope you have defended my honor?
I said you were fucking.
YYY: Well, that is to say. Yes, I stood

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83123
 19.06.2013
A day ago, I was hit by a roadster. They brought a German unit, which puts asphalt on the machine, a person only needs to pull and pull buttons, and they did not know how to use this miracle of technology, 10-12 years ago it was. So I called a speaker from Germany. He came and, grit, can’t put it right now... well, they think, we’ll wait. And the German was inexpensive to them, every day was expensive to the enterprise. This special, a week murmured their brigade, saying that the weather was wrong. And one day, looking at the barometer, he said it was time! And asleep at 12 o’clock in the morning, almost 12 hours laying asphalt. 10 km of tracks on both sides. He told me how he worked and went to his hometown. Well, our immediately took up the business, and a month all the way... but here is the trouble... enthusiasm though it was enough to do everything quickly, but the profit from the German did not get. Ten years later, the road, paved by the Germans, remained in its original form, and the rest of the section was moved every two years. Conclusion, it is better to go to Germany for a month, to gain experience, to raise skill. I was abroad and I was traveling to the aborigines. They don’t read ours. Even in Belarus, DRSU does more quality than we do in Russia.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83122
 19.06.2013
Once in a church, a gay man downloaded a favorite song for free on his phone and smoked.

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83121
 19.06.2013
Description of the sequel "Prometheus" on the movie search: "You have a heroine, and in her bag - the head of an android with an IQ equal to 350.

I also want a personal head in my bag. She will tell me jokes.
WOW: Yes, with Aikyu in 350 anecdotes
Anecdotes about the Higgs Boson

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83120
 19.06.2013
And also: the TV should be issued on the cards in a row to the family and only on condition of passing a dozen tests on adequacy and ability to critical thinking.

Like the internet, in fact. And then there are all sorts of people who fast without the ability to think critically.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №83119
 19.06.2013
He wanted to stop me today at 110-120 km/h.
But too vigorously shrugged the rod - on the rush up, she broke out of his hand and flew behind his back.
STOP it did not become, because the posture "haishnik throwing the rod behind the back" is not described in the PDD...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83118
 19.06.2013
Darii.Domrachev
I love potatoes and potatoes in general. Potatoes with meat, salt, under beer and vodka-lunch. Thank you to Columbus for my full, happy childhood.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83117
 19.06.2013
I am pleased with the paradox... everywhere people with experience are needed... and where to get the experience if you don’t get it? :D
Chapter 22: The Crowd
222: or buy in transition
222: there a lot of experience is sold
333: Go to the Insta
444: can be exchanged with NPS

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