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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33213
 19.07.2010
xxx: I have a fly on the window died, lies without signs of violent death, I think that "burned at work"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33212
 19.07.2010
xxx: I go to work in the morning, on the radio Valeria:... a drop of heaven I will lie on your palm...
xxxh: Just at this moment the bird on the forehead serenated... ))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33211
 19.07.2010
Meatl: Dear child: if a man is jealous of you, throw away this complex egoist.
Dear child: is he there? Make him a mine.
* Fill the Sky with Goodness: Who would be upset with the chat. I want to pass too.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33210
 19.07.2010
Cox: Everything in my family is permeated by double standards - I didn't pass the exam from the 3rd attempt - who doesn't happen, but if I didn't wash my hands before eating - it's shit.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33209
 19.07.2010
Alt: And in the search engines I suggest to incorporate the mode of quick entry of words "Download", "Free" and "Outside for free, what kind of SMS?"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33208
 19.07.2010
EROR: God, what a hernia you won’t do when you do a neger... El Grah, two worms fell out. He ran a 40-minute race on short distances.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33207
 19.07.2010
e_s: Here is the poet Hangzhou Andrei, currently serving, believes that Mandelstam is a pidor. That gives me reason to believe that Pidor is exactly Hangzhou Andrei, not Mandelstam. That’s the way, shuffle, disperse opinions.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33206
 19.07.2010
Tagged: fucking
The fucking sun wakes me up.
yyy : ) )
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sunshine is when it shines and everything goes on, but when a fucking beam of hot energy blows right on you and you slowly start to drown in your own sweat, this fucking sun is a wake-up alarm!

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №33205
 19.07.2010
The heat is confusing. I went out of the store and bought a bottle of water. Beautifully so I open it, pshchik, cold water is poured into the throat... and a little bit of such a dull man, straight out with saliva. He says, “I am very ashamed... you’re sorry, please... so I want to drink... can you take a garlic?” I am not greedy. I say, I’ll make a few more swallows and give a bottle. Well, I drink, I close the bottle, I say.
The man took a bottle – and stood, mourned. He was confused and said, “You’re sorry... I’m really ashamed... noah... please... tell... and you’re not a Venetian?”“?”

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33204
 19.07.2010
I am fucking out of this Moscow. They told them to blur the elevator air photography! Should I jump from a parachute? Honestly, they have already gone out!! to
admin2: Google Maps shots and photoshop bill that would pay the cost of 50 t.p. Renting a plane ;)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33203
 19.07.2010
Talk to a girl with a small chest:
The boys! Why do you offend me all the time?? to
And we? Never to ever!
Who then?
The silence...
The life...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33202
 19.07.2010
The first booklet was printed by Ivan Fedorov, the founder of book printing in Russia, in Lviv in 1574 Today there is only one copy of this book in the world, which fortunately has survived. It belongs to the Harvard University Library.
It’s a writer, classy, our values are preserved.
In the Pentecostal...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №33201
 19.07.2010
One of the employees said in a cigarette:
They have a friend in the company, who works as a pathologist. Accordingly, it is marked by everyone in the phones as "Vlad Morg". Imagine the situation: Easter, from it all comes with SMS: "Christ has risen!"
They say, one of the comrades still in response asked: "True?"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33200
 19.07.2010
The xxx:
I'm going to write a list of things to the south.
1. swimsuits 2. party shorts 3. swimsuits 4. hot shorts

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33199
 19.07.2010
Art (00:53:06 19/07/2010)
There is no real absent now.
Art (00:53:23 19/07/2010)
You can search on eBay.
Troll (00:54:36 19/07/2010)
mono to do it myself))) my friend of acquaintances did, said deliciously, then 3 days on the push crazy like crazy
Art (00:56:01 19/07/2010)
Let him teach. there on my drive machine needs and cook it. I even found the recipes. The herbs can be taken from the pharmacy.
Troll (00:56:28 19/07/2010)
He insisted stupidly on alcoholic medicine.
Art (00:57:04 19/07/2010)
Yes, but it’s not the only ingredient.
Troll (00:57:33 19/07/2010)
Pillow Monet to collect itself.
Art (00:59:19 19/07/2010)
From Mother and Mother
Troll (01:00:03 19/07/2010)
We will cut the grass from the garden and marine it.
Art (01:00:15 19/07/2010)
We drink cakes.
Troll (01:01:06 19/07/2010)
If it gets smaller, then we will add a piece of meat to the snack.
Art (01:01:20 19/07/2010)
Potatoes and burning.
Art (01:01:30 19/07/2010)
and water

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №33198
 19.07.2010
XHH: I pumped prog, blin, now sat and entered their names in the yandex, in order to find out for what at least.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33197
 19.07.2010
Reactions on mobile phone*

ZaKaTiLLa
I bought this tube, there is nothing to do, well, probably everyone has it... I noticed that he has a plus, scratches heal on it. Once I put it in my pocket, I threw the keys there. I walked, I got the phone, not the scratch straight to the metal... I even got a little upset... it was 3 or 4 days ago I began to notice that this scratch smoothed. A week later she became almost unnoticed...this is her mystical body.

Bimet
Yes, I also have the same thing. recently the phone was lying next to the meat cut for the shale.. left somewhere for 10 min. I come, and there all the pieces in one glued... left for another 10 min. I come back and... a skeleton appears on the meat. I’m gone for an hour... I’m coming back and there’s a live chicken... now she lives with me in the country... I’ll feed her and there will be even more meat. Thanks to Nokia.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33196
 19.07.2010
YYY: It is all! I did all the quests available to me in the WOW, and almost completed the achievement "chocked"!
I thought... you can’t go fishing in the winter with your shit. % of freezing

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33195
 19.07.2010
O Lord of my dreams and desires, O beautiful, as the glowing tear of rose on the roses in the night garden, allow your humble slave to be added to the list of your contacts ICQ, I pray and enchant you with the forces of Earth and Heaven!
And after that, will you not add me, unhealthy cattle?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33194
 19.07.2010
Irene
Coffee and work are inseparable.

Space is
Tell the Negroes on the Plantations!

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