Quote from the Hubble about 10 gigabits for the home:
With a ventilator! The damned hipsters.

Yesterday, one employee walked around the office and stood up to all the girls with the question: what is not the shibary, not the shibor? It turned out to be such a test. If a girl answers that this is a way of patterning a fabric when painting it by binding it with nodes, it means that it is a sexual practice; if it answers that it is a sexual practice in which a woman is bound with a rope with numerous nodes, it means that it is a bled; if it does not know either, it is stupid; and if it knows both meanings, it says: I marry!
After the key of the test became known, we sat in the department, rushed, recalled who answered and here one aunt (the mother of two children strongly over forty) with unfailing sadness in the voice issued: poor boy – marriage between a man and the search engine is impossible.

That's why they love sisadmines, so it's for the fact that in the sweat of the face they crawl and lay the cables and for hours forging in the settings of all kinds of iron.
But what the programmers hate is the fact that this lazy bastard in ten minutes sprinkled a coffin, rebooting if necessary the same glittering iron, and does not blow in the mouth.

About the Color:
In the 80s, they stood in line in the Tsume behind the shadows of the color of wet asphalt, turned out to be gray-blue.
Since then I have loved specifics.

The director has bought a new iPhone and a new iPad, it is necessary to configure...
The assistant director comes and brings the iPad and Blackberry for adjustment.
I’m a blackberry, right?! to
She told me, and the director told me that Iphone!

>>The Wachowski Matrix sounds no worse without the word brothers, Amirite?

"The Matrix of Wachowski" sounds like "Laplassian" or "the Fourier’s Order" :)

from news
The activity of a criminal group that illegally supplied to Russia sanctioned cheese products worth 2 billion rubles was blocked. Since the spring of 2015, the group illegally imported the sanctioned product for 2 billion rubles and sold it under the form of natural cheeses of large producers.

Why is it profitable to smuggle imported cheese into Russia and sell it as a local cheese? This country is incomprehensible. The so-called natural cheeses of local producers are just like this.

The paradox.
In the world, history is translated into textbooks, but historical truth is demanded from artistic literature and cinema.
Joseph of Egypt

The U.S. presidential candidate Trump is now a billionaire, but in general, in the world of American oligarchs he is rather a jump, he made too risky investments, and behaved like a billionaire, even when they were not. Starting a business project, he already thought of future profits as real, and acted accordingly. He was on the verge of bankruptcy.
He recalls himself: “Once upon a time, I was deeply involved in one developer project. Construction was no longer stopped, and the rental market suddenly collapsed. As a result, my fortune at the time was minus three billion dollars: exactly so much my debts exceeded the value of my assets. I then saw the homeless man sleeping on the sidewalk near my office and thought, “This man doesn’t know that he’s three billion dollars richer than I am.”

There is no big problem that Onishchenko is against condoms. The problem is that Father Onishchenko was against condoms.

I go to the apartment - a paper is hanging on the pen again. This time it is not an advertisement, but a message from Mosenergo with the headline: "HELP us!" I trembled. This is:
urgently
Noh!
(and even lower) d.hx square
Notify the counter's testimony by telephone... or SMS... and so on.

So it is clear that this is my address, Nakhimovsky Prospect, d.hx, sq.hx, but the first impression!
WOW: Let’s say this: if it’s done targetedly, then I understand them somewhere. Do you think it’s not the first? The Poor. Even though it is surprising that there is something barbaric in this passage.
HH: Do you think? Hmmm, you can answer so: Bayani, gentlemen of mossenergy! Write an Isho.

“I don’t know how you do,” said the witch, “and I like to hurt everyone.
Is it for everyone?
For everyone, it is for anyone. For everyone, it’s like a job.

Something was remembered. On the Baikal was with an excursion, from pure stubbornness bathed and hit the shore to freeze, the temperature of the water +5, and then the man went into the water and floated from the shore with powerful frogs. After a minute or two, he sailed so far that he was barely visible. The excursion crowd quietly stood on the shore and looked at him with dangerous interest. Why so much attention to the man? It is simple! He was the driver of our bus.
Z is. Fortunately, he arrived in a few minutes.

We cancell the benefits for those who own two or more dwellings. Types can be given. Even if the second residential area is ruined 200 km from the city. Or a pension, where the family displaced the grandfather-tuberculosis or ex-husband, a drunk alcoholic.
soon by the fact of the existence of p...da will refuse: it is possible to make money from prostitution!

On television: “They provided fictitious parapsychological and extrasensory services.”
Fictional and fucking.

Xxx: When I drive by electric bus from Moscow to Podolsk, the Internet is missing in the Butovo area, both at MTS and at Megaphone. What is remarkable, in Italy, for example, 3G was caught in a train at a speed of 250 km/h and even in almost all tunnels.

Yyy: The internet is disappearing in the area of Butovo.
Oh he will disappear. Sometimes even with the phone. and a couple of teeth.

Krieger: I’ve long noticed that when I don’t have a girlfriend, I want to work somehow more. And the engine turns into pleasure, and there are many ideas, and I take more orders.
Ratatosk: It is now. A girlfriend came. Lena is a teacher and psychologist. I took a look at the half-cut tube, the unfinished wrapping, the wrapping, as well as the handbook on the language of signs, and inquisitively asked if I was familiar with such a phenomenon as sublimation.

I noticed that those who go to church every Sunday, and generally constantly, in everyday life do not observe the commandments of God, and do so for the sake of the church, and those who rarely go to church, live with moral principles, not humiliating the honor and dignity of others.
Max is standing

The U.S. government conducted some study and found that 75% of lesbians in the U.S. suffer from obesity. No one knows why, but it is a fact. That is, porn films on this subject lie even more than Hollywood on all the others. By the way, $3.5 million was spent on this research. Not much probably according to U.S. standards, but it is not clear why officials know about it.

I have a 99 year old son, like a child.

The classmates are like cows.
There’s such a one in the assembly, like “Uncle Lena, Blabla...” and I look at her from the bottom up and think who of us is still an uncle.