I don’t know what a joke with breaking the peach with the tongue in half? Captain of Evidence, wow!

XXX: Have you watched "The Stone of Azkaban"?
YYY : No. Only "The Philosophical Prisoner"

Conversation with the anti-spam bot:
My bot: Hi Since many people do not understand English, I write in Russian. How to write so as not to ruin your psyche. See also...mmm. I am an anti-spam bot. If you want to communicate with my mistress, guess one simple mystery. But first think carefully, do you really want to communicate with her? So that you do not overly bother yourself to reflect on the answer to this sinister mystery, I will say a few words: her affairs are overwhelmed, now she is engaged in sitting behind the comp and reading all this fucking stuff, which is written by all kinds of idiots. So, if you still decided to write to her...there is actually the mystery: "It doesn’t laugh, it doesn’t bite, and it’s also called".

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Theme: Upa
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My bot: Huyaze, you are a mega mosque. I’ll send you to the housewife ?

I love you.
What? what? O_O
I am sorry. It should have been - greetings. But I was unhappy...

A dialogue between a buyer and a seller in a small store that deals with pirated disks:
Buyer: Please give this disk, that one on the left (pointing it with your hand).
We are all the most left-handed discs in the city.

Garfutdinov
This is a advertisement from Sony.

The game you were looking forward to is finally on sale.
Welcome to the game Fat Princess. The enemy has kidnapped your princess and feeds her so that she can recover and can't escape. Build your way to the enemy fortress. It will take the forces of the entire army to move the spread princess through the battlefield.

What do developers smoke? o.o

In this forum we discuss who has a mobile phone:

I have a Nokia N95 16GB.

Where do you live and at what time do you return home?

I read from the forum:
Cute and benevolent aunt, sold peaches and cheap.Stretching 500p / other was not / and I ask 1kg.the aunt applies peaches, continues to talk,the edge of the eyes I notice,how my five hundred falls into a cardboard bowl standing,like on the side.down.Stretching the delivery of 30p and peaches.On my question why so little,the terada followed,I said I gave her a bowl,first to turn the pockets, loudly shouting that she has no five hundred at all.Now here she over-played, pulling out 500 of the hidden carpool,he said,what was then mine and went with the hollow kilos of peaches and 30p in the mouth.She opened her mouth, I didn't hear.

xxx: Listen, we ate the petals yesterday, share what they are called. Liked the clever.
YYY is home.
XXX is Nihua. I ate your house, fucking sad. Once upon a time where he wore.
YYY: I did it myself, I have a form.
XXX: Do you want to? Did we try something for breakfast?
Yyy: Yes, no, the week to do the evening to do the nephig was, I glued the floor of the freezer of peelings and chopsticks, swallow slowly, not every day for cooking time is, and from the store sick.
Anyone who wants to marry you!
YYY: Well, first, they will get married, secondly, there is no such... Now it’s fashionable for clubs to hang out.
XXX is no. To get married, my friend, is to get married. Dish yourself - you live alone, cook, wash dishes, wash, smooth, clean up, do not go to clubs, do not be jealous of grandmothers, earn good for Tula, support the conversation, drink beer for the company. The ideal wife. Fuck the others.
YYY: The frog!

aaaaaa, in short we made in photoshop a picture of...pavelin and instead of the head photo of our classy,+ on the feathers our mouths, type group......read the comment in the contact:

Did you paint her in photoshop as a gift to the teacher with a chicken with a lot of heads growing from her ass??? Oh sweet kids...

You do not need to serve in the army.
You do not suffer from menstruation.
Your orgasm lasts longer.
You do not need to give birth.
You don’t have to shave your face every two days.
You don’t need to count calories to look good.
You have an orgasm that lasts longer.

Artem (16:11:25 18/08/2009)
A new man has arrived.

Artem (16:11:35 18/08/2009)
by admin

Artem (16:11:42 18/08/2009)
Name of Trojan

Artem (16:12:01 18/08/2009)
Dangerous Fucks

How do you taste the chicken?
Mexa: Delicious... Like a carrot chicken orbits!
Ginger: This is a fool!! to
Mexa: Idiot... No one has called me so yet...

dimka13: And no one's history with dry cargo reminds the movie "Day of Radio"? and ;-)

xxx: have you seen the advertisement of the snickers of urban? A bunch of balloon graffiti shakes.
I want to look at them from the back!!! Picture with oil: a bunch of dudes stand and brutally masturbate on the boiler tube))))

37103 approved 2007-06-30
Will we go to the cinema tomorrow?
I have a girlfriend!!! to
Betty: I am your girlfriend foolish smoked!!!!! to

From mail in chat:
The guy:
Something I’m kidding... Do you have a wedding?
The girl:
Idiot is stunned! Not with me, but with us!
_______
Hm... And time runs... Here they got married.

Katy, why are you so sad today?
YYYY: Yes, I broke the chain by chance! It was a gift from a loved one! and :(
Emm... I’m afraid to ask which letter did you miss?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It is :'(

“Andrei, I put a little gas out of the light bulb, I charged the light bulb!
Lukasenko is a fool. =)

Girl to Boy:
Let’s drink it without worrying.)

Conversation with the Invisible:

When you come home, cut meat.
I: MMM... how exactly to cut it?
See also: Quadrants
Maybe even the cubes?
She: the cubes are too small, I need the squares!